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Dear Bitch, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You Ate my cookie. You are She that eats too many Cookies and is fat. You always Eating Cookies and I Selling Cookies. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over Cookie Eating. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: Because she ate my cookie. You already asked that.. Upon execution of this document, I will Sell Cookeis to the world and you will Poison the Cookies. Be forwarned: With Cash Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, Hater
Dear woot woot, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You ripped a good piece of paper. You are ugly whore, hoe. You always ripping paper and I reserving paper. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over folding paper. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: destroying paper. Upon execution of this document, I will fold more paper and you will be ripped like paper. Be forwarned: getting a paper girlfriend Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, weet weet
Dear Your Mum, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You look ugly. You are ugly slut bitch skank easy. You always urinating in boys toilets and I hot, sexy. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over a nice long blow job. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: found someone better. Upon execution of this document, I will have sex with lots of other girls lots and you will their nails pulled off and papercuts on her tounge. Be forwarned: raped her Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, Ben I think i screwed somthing up
Dear dumnass, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You are an ass. You are a bitch, a slut, a whore, and your ugly and retarded. You always ---- with my thoughts and I am handsome, smart, funny, and toned. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over my own cash you bitch. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: you're an asshole. Upon execution of this document, I will enjoy myself and celebrate and you will by not being near me. Be forwarned: I hate you Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, Chris
Dear Sarah, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You you cheated on me. You are evil. You always going home early, you never have time to hang out, and you are a two-faced slut and I am forever loving, sincear, and outgoing. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over our first kiss. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: I am fed up. Upon execution of this document, I will Go on with my life and you will suffer. Be forwarned: I will eat your babies Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, Jacob
Dear Bitch, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You Double Dated. You are a ----ing two timing skank whore. You always annoy me cause your voice is so gay and I am sexy hunka spunk. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over taking a dump on your lawn. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: cause you are a two timing bitch. Upon execution of this document, I will take dumps on your lawn even more and you will you will suffer by stench. Be forwarned: and my renal passage will make you pay! Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, dumptaker
Dear Mrs. Cheeky, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You bitch around to much. You are lazy and fat. You always are burping and I have good Étiquettes. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over the dog. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: shes an apple. Upon execution of this document, I will date Mr. Cheeky and you will not. Be forwarned: My counselor . Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, Reallity Side note: No Mr. cheekies were intented to harm upon this message
Dear Hoe, This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth. It's over. You be a bitch. You are ---- you for life. You always being quiet and I not cool. Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over she is a scumbag. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: because you ----ed up. Upon execution of this document, I will nothing and you will die in hell. Be forwarned: slap her Have a nice life and goodbye bitch! Sincerely, woot
