Freaky Funny Crap: Quotes

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by JaK3rIUS, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. phoenix_y

    phoenix_y Guest

    But-But-But
    I NEVER SAID IT! ^_^
    Liers!
     
  2. mttviper

    mttviper Well-Known Member

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    Me and the bot had "fun".

    <MttViper> SUP MY HOMIES!
    * MttViper slaps fishbot around a bit with a large trout
    * MttViper slaps zelink around a bit with a large trout
    <fishbot> trouted!
    <MttViper> OH ya, take this!!
    * MttViper kicks fishbot in his egg filled anus!
    * MttViper slaps zelink around a bit with a large trout
    <fishbot> trouted!
    <MttViper> DAMN YOU!!! you HAVE DEFEATED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls in pain and agony)



    <fishbot> MttViper: fish go m00!
    <MttViper> No they dont, I own fishbot!
    <MttViper> fish go meow!
    <fishbot> MttViper LIES! Fish don't go meow! fish go m00!
    <MttViper> Smartass...
     
  3. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    zelink and a ---- ass stepp hill leading up to the school
    MOD_SK8 lol
    zelink probably a 20% grade
    sensi5 lol
    zelink for about half a mile
    zelink maybe a bit more
    zelink and I ride my bike or my skateboard up it every day
    MOD_SK8 whoa, ever ride down it on something
    zelink on my bike
    zelink and my long board and shortboards
    MOD_SK8 id ride my skateboard DOWN it
    zelink though not full speed on the boards
    sensi5 lol
    sensi5 and fall
    sensi5 lol
    zelink I did that my second day skating
    zelink came off pretty good if I say so myself
    zelink two scrapped elbows
    MOD_SK8 i fell on this really steel hill that goes rigth onto a major road
    MOD_SK8 steep*
    zelink one destroyed hemet and a destroyed pair fo jeans
    MOD_SK8 i almost got hit by a car
    zelink considering I was going close to 20 mph
    sensi5 i was on my electric scoooter goin down a hill i was probaly goin 60 MPH andi lost control had to bail so i jumped scooter went flying and hit a truck
    zelink and after I fell I had to chase the board to keep it from going into a storm drain
    MOD_SK8 i didnt realize where it was taking me until i saw cars going back and fourth
    zelink ohh and I rode a razor down the hill too
    MOD_SK8 darn
    zelink ----
    MOD_SK8 dude i was riding a razor sccoter down a super steep hill and my friend threw a stick in front of me :/
    zelink hah
    MOD_SK8 i fell and slamed all the way down
    zelink I have a ----load of people who are anoyed at me but noone has ever thrown something at me while going down the hill
    MOD_SK8 the next day the the scooter was through his wondow
    zelink HAH FUNNY
    MOD_SK8 he wasnt annoyed
    sensi5 lol
    sensi5 wow
    MOD_SK8 he wasnt mad at me he just didnt realize what he was doing i guess
    zelink ahh
    zelink never throw things at fast moving people
    zelink its evil
    MOD_SK8 a week later though he was going down the hill on a bike and his rear brakes failed and his front ones worked
    zelink HAH FUNNY\
    zelink ---- FUNNY
    zelink hillarious
    MOD_SK8 he was goin like 5-60 mph and he hit the brakes, flipped forward and busted his head open
    MOD_SK8 i had to call 911
    zelink I took the front brake off of my bike for a while
    zelink to prevent that
    MOD_SK8 lol
    zelink yeah
    zelink remember kids doing BMX saves lives
    zelink even if you suck bad at it like me
    MOD_SK8 lol
    MOD_SK8 i tryed bmx until i racked my balls on the handlebar
    sensi5 lol
    zelink HAH
    zelink quote
    MOD_SK8 i tryed a something and the bike fell backward and the handlebars turned and slammed into my nuts
    MOD_SK8 i was down for atleast an hour

    SENSI IS A VEGETARIAN:

    zelink no need to be a vegetarian
    MOD_SK8 huh?
    zelink either way you screw over animals
    sensi5 uh ?
    zelink READ THIS
    zelink http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html
    sensi5 lol
    sensi5 ill check it out 0in like 5 min
    zelink read it before?
    sensi5 let me finihs my legend for my map
    zelink ok
    sensi5 k im loookin now
    MOD_SK8 lol
    zelink notice how there is no responce
    zelink he must be wrached with guilt
    sensi5 lol
    sensi5 not reallly....
    zelink nwo that he no longer has any reason to say that you need balls to defy meat
    sensi5 lol thats stupid :P
    zelink IS IT TRUE?
    sensi5 have u seen hwo they keep the animals
    sensi5 before they get sluaghtered ?
    zelink in nice isolated pens
    zelink safe from hungry wolfs
    sensi5 have u seen how they treat like chicks before they get sluaghtered
    zelink or selse in small to medium pastures
    sensi5 they throw lil chicks around
    sensi5 they put animals in cages where they can't move a bit
    zelink if I were a cow, I would prefer to live on a farm and never wory about food
    zelink and have my death come from a pole being punched through my neck as opposed from a wolf
    sensi5 moo
    zelink pole=quick and painless
    zelink wolf=brutal and slow
    sensi5 lol
    sensi5 Sittin in a cage for days
    zelink we are doing animals a favor by eating them
     
  4. Sensi

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    Zelink is a Chicken !
     
  5. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    damn you satrist...

    I am hardly a chicken and if I was and I lived in one fo those mass farms, it would be no diferent than living in a communist country, no identity, and no civil liberties, no worries though...
     
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    <blackfuse> fishbot
    <fishbot> Yes?
    <blackfuse> You suck. :P
    <Jashin> :P
    <Jashin> we made friends with fishbot
    <blackfuse> fishbot owns
    <fishbot> Aye, I do.

    /me loves fishbot.
     
  7. Jashin

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    STAY AWAY!

    Fishbot is mine O_O :wub:
     
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    * Jashin is joking, he loves you really
    * blackfuse thinks happy thoughts about Jashin.
    * fishbot has plenty of Jashin. Would you like one, blackfuse?
    <Jashin> lmao
    <blackfuse> :p

    XD
     
  9. Jashin

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    * Jashin thinks happy thoughts about poop cookies.
    * fishbot has plenty of poop cookies. Would you like one, Jashin?
    <Jashin> XD

    * Jashin thinks happy thoughts about whores.
    * fishbot has plenty of whores. Would you like one, Jashin?
    <blackfuse> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    <Jashin> fishbot the pimp :eek:

    * Illum thinks happy thoughts about hand jobs.
    * fishbot has plenty of hand jobs. Would you like one, Illum?
    <Jashin> XD
    <Illum> no thanks
     
  10. yurivish

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    Hee.. That's cool. bash.org has loads of funny IRC quotes.
     
  11. Phoenix43

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    Just as a random thought, Jashin, I love your brushes :
     
  12. Hallucinogen

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    Lol some of those are funny
     
  13. Phoenix43

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    I'm insanely bored, so this is the thread that I happen to be on.
     
  14. mttviper

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    LOL!!

    <MttViper> *Mttviper thinks happy thoughts about fishbots mom.
    * fishbot has plenty of fishbots mom. Would you like one, MttViper?
    <MttViper> Damn right I would!

    * ShneakySquirrel has joined #gamerenders
    <MttViper> *Mttviper thinks happy thoughs about poop.
    <MttViper> Im playing wiht fishbot...don't ask....

    <MttViper> *Mttviper thinks happy thoughts about pussies.
    * fishbot has plenty of pussies. Would you like one, MttViper?
    <MttViper> You sicko, i meant CATS!

    <ShneakySquirrel> So did he
    <ShneakySquirrel> DUH!!!
    <MttViper> No, cause read previously
    <MttViper> <MttViper> *Mttviper thinks happy thoughts about fishbots mom.
    <MttViper> * fishbot has plenty of fishbots mom. Would you like one, MttViper?
    * fishbot has plenty of fishbots mom. Would you like one, MttViper?
    <ShneakySquirrel> You're a sicko for thinking about him thinking about that
    <MttViper> see
    <MttViper> <MttViper> *Mttviper thinks happy thoughts about fishbots mom.
    <MttViper> * fishbot has plenty of fishbots mom. Would you like one, MttViper?
    * fishbot has plenty of fishbots mom. Would you like one, MttViper?
    <MttViper> see, he wants pussy!
    <ShneakySquirrel> LOL
     
  15. xlink

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    zelink fishbot?
    fishbot Yes?
    zelink you suck
    zelink do you like men?fishbot?
    zelink fishbot???
    zelink damnit
    zelink answer me
    zelink fishbot?
    fishbot Yes?

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    Irrelevant againts MT subjuct to change cnc : http://***
    sk8 WOW thats awesome
    sk8 you got my vote on that one
    Irrelevant too bad u can't vote lol
    Irrelevant i hope its good enough tho
    sk8 aww oh yea
    Irrelevant im not gonna show mine till maynard reveals his
    sk8 yea
    Irrelevant how long have u guys been doing gfx?
    zelink well I won't ruin it for you
    zelink BTW can someone give me he link to a mass emailer?
    zelink and a list of members on gr
    zelink preferably in database form

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    RikkuFox I like my dick!...leave my dick out of this!..:P
     

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