Random Wondering Questions And Facts

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  1. coconutx

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    Unanswerable questions

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why do they sterilize lethal injections ?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why don't
    they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    When labbeling goes wrong.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking
    this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

    On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    American facts

    1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance. (i think this is reffering to MOST states not all)

    2. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    3. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (happens in other places too)

    4. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight. (i still dont understand this one)


    soo there u have some VERY random questions and facts
     
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    Why do they sterilize lethal injections ?- Incase u dont catch a disease if they inject it and later find out that ur innocent then they can take the stuff out but u will still have the disease.

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?- Because theres no such thing as a psychic.

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?- The dogs

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why don't
    they make the whole plane out of that stuff?- Because it would be to heavy to fly.

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Because the parts are seperated by walls.

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?- That is the latin name I believe.

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    you dont own at answering them probably

    why do they sterilize lethal injections answer -> Bull---- the injection is only givin when ur definately guilty and works in seconds.

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? answer - How can the dogs tell u if it tastes better ???!!!??

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why don't
    they make the whole plane out of that stuff? answer - i agree with you on this one :D

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? answer - Theyre still in the same building!

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? answer - thats not really answering it.
     

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