LINK! This site is hilarious. All they have are extremely random quotes about Vin Diesel, that are obviously fake. Some are stupid, while many are really funny. If you keep pressing F5, a different quote shows up. Heres a funny quote I found: Say a quote you find funny.
Vin Diesel is the patron saint of testicular protection. Any man sees that is groin is threatened by an incoming football, foot or similar danger and thus says, "Saint Vin, I beseech thee to preserve my nuts!" Consequently, said projectile will freeze in mid-air and drop to the ground. Vin Diesel can draw a complete square with an "X" inside it without lifting his pencil or retracing lines he's already drawn. Vin Diesel once fought Chuck Norris to the death after an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Vin obviously won, and the Chuck Norris you see today is composed of the remnants of the dead Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel's first child, whom he named Haley Joel Osment. Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "Awesome" Vin Diesel is actually Luke's father. Rumour has it that even one drop of sweat from Vin's scalp is enough to fuel a car for up to 20,000 miles and will allow the car to exceed the speed of sound. lmfao those are some funny ones!
...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel's feces are considered currency in 14 countries. Your kidding right?!
