Wish Corruption

This is a game where basically someone posts their wish, and the next person has to corrupt it, make it bad, or just make it crazy, and then post their wish.

Example:

Post 1

Post 2

See how it works? Let's see how long we can keep this thread alive! I'll start.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

You lose your hands in a sawmill accident and cannot play.

I wish nothing good ever happened to me. (Not really true)

 

But...but i don't want you to get your wish granted

^
ignore that

 

.... nothing good happens. lol


i wish i was 50 feet tall (i dont really haha)

 

then u smack ur head of the top of ur house and die lol


I wish i had a time machine

 

Where you machine doesnt function correctly and you get trapped between times.

I wish I lived in Florida.

 

Your house is now destroyed by hurricanes

I wish oh wish I was a fish

 

You move to FLorida, nearly die of heat stroke and while in the hospital you get crushed between floors when a Hurricane roll through.


I wish I had a pony.*snickers*

 

the pony flips u off and u break your neck.

i wish i had a 50" Flat screen TV

 

as ur watching tv the tv breaks and lands on u...u die(muahahha)

i wish i had super powers

 

ur super powers backfire and u blow ur own head off


I wish i was a professional footballer (thats soccer for u yanks )

 

You break both your legs when you get slide tackled.

I wish I was a better designer.

 

Your head explodes up from trying to be to creative..

I wish I could FLY

 

on ur first attempt a airplane hits you

i wish i could jump in a pool of pudding

 

You find out you are allergic to pudding and die

I wish 5+5=6