I was able to gain EODtech social security number, bank account information and passwords to everything he set a password to i decided to sell his info on ebay
sorry to break the news chimpy, but you were a test tube baby, that isnt your family, their paid by the government to put up with you until you explode in the not too distant future
i kidnap sacri and strip him of his clothes and put him in a gorilla suit leaving a hole open in the suits ass then released him in the gorilla cage where other gorilla's took turns in raping him mistaking him to be a female
chimpy didnt get away from the cage in time and got molested by the gorillas and sacri. he went back for seconds.
kay87 got drunk and had sex with a platypus, it was recorded and uploaded to a animal fetish porn site later becoming one of the most viewed videos ever on the web...and when Kay goes out people are like "hey aren't you that platypus lover, yo your freaking disgusting!"
when xlink fell into the shit it splattered and a corn covered hunk of steamy, brown, slimy horse shit flew up and in chimpy's eye giving him "aids" lol
