I am? Well okay, how 'bout this ... *clears throat* Why hello there, Kail! It's so nice of you to join us here, where the walls are black but the pinups that cover them are bursting with rioting colors. Feel free to browse, to stare, to feast your eyes on all the wonderfully magnificent canvases that were touched and brought to life by magical hands fit to hold the cup of ambrosia from which the gods themselves drink to gain immortality. Be prepared to be assailed by this wondrous realm you have entered, and if you're one of the lucky few, you might even get a brief brush with their invincibility. You've been warned. Now off you go, young padawan. A new discovery awaits you. ~R
