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  1. Sock

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    Rapex Test
     
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    It's a good idea in theory, but riddle me this:

    You're stalking this chick outside a bar. She's a bit drunk, stumbling as she walks. She heads down the alleyway to the car-park behind. She's fumbling around with her hand-bag, looking for her car keys. You sneak up behind her, and wrap one arm around her chest, and the other hand clamped over her mouth. You pull her over to a dark section between to buildings, where no one will see. You show her your knife, and motion for her not to make a sound. You slowly take your hand off her mouth, checking to make sure she won't scream. You then proceed to pull up her skirt and pull down her panties. They're black lace, and slightly sweaty after a night of dancing in various clubs. You bend her forward, with one hand firmly grasped around her neck to force her into submission.

    You pull down your fly, whip out your penis, and proceed to penetrate her vaina from behind. A moment of frenzied ecstasy sweeps through your body as the gratifying feeling of the woman wincing in pain, and your throbbing penis thrusts deep inside.

    But wait! What's this, as you pull our dick out of her vag, sharp teeth dig into your soft flesh. As you pull your penis all the way out, you notice the new RAPEX™ clamped firmly over your penis.


    You are then presented with several choices.

    A ) You let the woman go, run home, and eventually go get it removed at a hospital, incriminating yourself in the ongoing rape investigation of the young lady.

    B ) You let the woman go, run home, and attempt to remove the device yourself.

    C ) You stab the b!tch in the face, destroy the body, then go to the doctors and get it removed. Without a victim to testify, they cannot charge you with rape.


    Personally C) sounds the most appealing to me.
     
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    [.BC.] .Sacrifice Banned from GR

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    Soooo... if a girl uses a rapex, and you're dating with her. She has to go to the hospital first before you can just normally ------ her?

    That's bull----.
     
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    Nah, she can take it out easy. You only have to go to the hospital to get the thing off your dick.
     
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    that ------ing sucks for rapists,,
    inverse,, nice rape novel
     
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    Thanks, I write a lot of Rape fan fiction.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    inverse, do you think this could fit into my anus?
    I don't want to be butt raped.
     
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    Perhaps, what size penis do you normally take?
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    I've yet to have a penis enter my rectum. I don't want to take any size.
     
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    You're missing out.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    really, how so, can you describe how it's made you feel so much better?
     
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    I can sh!t out much larger stools now, which means I spend less time each day on the toilet. Productivity has risen by 11.5%.
     
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    l.o.l. ^
     
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    I love this guy.
     

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