The Bar Scene

Wrap your tool.

 

Not 100% safe, and there is still oral sex as well.

 

Nothing that's fun is 100% safe.

Like running with scissors. Fun, but not a game.

 

Masturbation is fun. Masturbation is safe.

 

You've obviously never heard my thoughts on gravity vs masturbation.

To put it simply - gravity is not your friend, if you have a solid cumshot it's just a matter of time until you give yourself your own facial provided you are lying down.

 

That is why you do it often. Then you just get a dribble. The body can only produce so much seminal fluid.

 

Lol I got nothing against sluts, its a good thing that they are living on this planet.
But what I tried to say was, when I want to meet a real woman like for a normal relationship, I'll look somewhere else.

 

Where do you think 'normal' girls go to let off steam?

p.s
I ------ed your pharmacist.

 

Well not the bars I always go to... thats for sure :tongue:

 

Lol to be slight off topic it has been months since Ive last been here hows everybody doing?: D

 

I've already met numerous college girls of much higher quality in my first two days than I have met in every bar I've been to put together.

 

I rarely go to bars.
I usually go to clubs.

 

The Bar Scene - The Truth Unveiled.

I walk into the bar...
5 Minutes later, all of the men walk out of the bar...
10 minutes later, I am having sex with all of the ladies who are inside.






Nah.. To be honest, I hate and don't go to bars/pubs/clubs, I feel suffocation whilst in there.

 

Wish I had known this topic existed sooner.

 

Does anybody who goes into a bar alone even make friends?

never been in a bar b4