I unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants and un-do the zipper every time I pee. I honestly have no clue how you guys can fit your ------s out of that small opening of your own underwear-zipper combo and then jam it back in there.
I'm with Sock here. Any man who can pull his wang out of his boxer fly isn't really a man. He's a woman with an over sized clit. This is why I wear basketball shorts and sweat pants and generally really loose clothing. No need to undo a fly, undo a button, etc., you just pull your pants down and let it all fall out. I usually don't even have to touch the damn thing unless I have wood, just let it naturally droop over due to its size and let it go. I routinely do my hair or brush my teeth while pissing because of it. Multi-tasking is important when you wake up at 4am for work -.-
I drive a few different cars, and ride a motorcycle But you're right, I don't own a Ford F-350 Superduty King Ranch or some shit.
Especially the bottom button. I only buy zipper jeans now, though I do still have a pair of button-up shorts.
I usually were athletic type clothing when home or just goin out to chill i only put on jeans and stuff when goin out to meetings and when time calls for it but Sock has a point if a "Man" goes through the pants maze to piss hes small and dumb for doin so its much easier just to unbutton or unlatch and just as Dementia said let it fall out unless in public you better hold it cause you never know what the guy next to you may be thinking
