What's The Longest You've Ever Double-streamed?

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  1. Greasy Pete

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    Girls have two holes, isn't it the norm?
     
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    the clitoris isn't an orifice, if that's what you're alluding to.
     
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    Definition for those who dont know

    I seen this topic and thought are you serious if so gtfo lol i remember first time i heard of this my gf called me and said
    i was so ashamed that she double streamed before i did :( i thought man was supposed to tell their loved ones this trick lol
     
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    Pretty easy to do it consistently. Just jerk off, don't squeeze it all out at the end, let it dry and then hit up the bathroom an hour or so later, wala double (or more) stream.
     
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    Shadow his name... was Boner!

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOW You really went into detail lol :lol: so your basically saying i should JO then let the jizz sit in my pans for and hour or so :huh:
     
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    Longest I've gone solidly has been for about a minute.

    I ------ing hate when I pee in the morning and hold my flap open on my boxers + shorts with one hand while picking eye ickies out. I am guaranteed to piss on my pants at least once a week doing this.
     
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    Here's a thought. Hold your penis with two hands.
     
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    I agree i do it daily try pissing while dizzy


    Only those under the age of 8 are allowed to hold the penis with 2 hands Or a female doin some deeds for the male counterpart ;)
     
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    No, holding it with two hands signifies you have a very large penis and it also helps you refrain from getting the sleep out of your eyes whilst peeing.
     
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    Never tried dizzy.

    But yeh in the morning if it's very early, I usually piss in 5 directions completely missing the toilet.

    When I wake up my boxers smell like piss and the bathroom is horrendous.
     

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