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  1. Jul 23, 2009 at 2:55 PM #1
    Sock

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    ...combined weight of an average Asian man's testicles is 19 grams.

    The average combined weight of a Danish man's testicles is 42 grams.

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    Seriously, how did Asians manage to become a people with such small genitalia?

    DISCUSS, PLEASE.
     
  2. Jul 23, 2009 at 2:58 PM #2
    Jynx_

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    They don't think about sex as much due to having no balls.
     
  3. Jul 23, 2009 at 3:08 PM #3
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    Actually, the reason China was able to reach such high populations at such an early, undeveloped point in the world is simply because of the insane amounts of sex and children they were having.
     
  4. Jul 23, 2009 at 3:15 PM #4
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    Maybe they were thinking "lets just get this out the way so we wont have to repopulate anytime soon."
     
  5. Jul 23, 2009 at 5:29 PM #5
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    they have so much sex at once that the women get pregnant for the next five or so years so they dont have to ------ again and can get back to making final fantasy games.
     
  6. Jul 24, 2009 at 3:52 AM #6
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    If you can consider a 3-inch needle fruitlessly prodding at an unsatisfied woman "sex"
     
  7. Jul 24, 2009 at 4:00 AM #7
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    Sex is a race, whoever finishes first is the winner. It's not my problem they need to improve their speed runs.
     
  8. Jul 24, 2009 at 10:37 AM #8
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    I think evolutionarily the reason why Asian people have smaller penis sizes is the crowded population, and moisture.
     
  9. Jul 24, 2009 at 10:58 AM #9
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    nice to know you're worried about everyones jock
     
  10. Jul 24, 2009 at 11:11 AM #10
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    It's slowly shrinking so hopefully the asian population will too.
     
  11. Jul 24, 2009 at 1:17 PM #11
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    They shrivel up in fear of Godzilla
     
  12. Jul 24, 2009 at 8:53 PM #12
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    We whities have Dem here to just ------slap godzilla.

    No worries.
     

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