That is where you went wrong. I read half of it then gave up, though you should have eaten the first time and you most likely overexaggerated half of the things since first time i did i took a crap load of hits and felt amazing. You most likely had a bad high thats it, brothers.
You weren't playing online video games? For some reason everyone gets high when they play online against me. 99% of them never tried weed though. I'll never do it, there's no reason for it at all.
If you were as "baked" as you described, you shouldn't be able to remember ever single, minute, detail.
I don't knowwwwwwwwww I can usually remember most of the events that take place during the period of intoxication
Let me help you there... You figure out what day it was by going backwards one day from the day you wrote this. Congrats... you can move to first grade.