I was at this party for 4th of July with some friends and stuff. I wasn't expecting them to have big fireworks, but they did. They got them from shacks n' ----. Anyways, there was a group of people over to the far left of where we were chillin' and it mostly consisted of whites and mesicans. So I was there minding my business when all of the sudden some 5 year old kid is lighting a giant blue firework. (WORK not CRACKUH) Like.. the big ones... that go off in the sky? So he lit it... it all caught on fire... blew up on the ground... hit a nearby gas tank... caused a fire... people were running around everywhere, and I think the little kid got hurt. Still, lucky I wasn't near it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to share my time with you wonderful people. Thought I'd tell you my story. :>
I love when people use this as an excuse. Being able to properly enunciate, write, read, etc. a language you are fluent in shows intelligence, regardless of whether you're in English class or not. Matter of fact, how you present yourself to someone else is highly dependent on the above factors, regardless of the situation. No one will ever take you seriously if you cannot read, write, or speak a language you claim to be fluent in (which is assumed by you posting on an English forum).
That's obvious dementia... but again this is a forum; not a job application. You should easily comprehend to what I am writing. Why must I strain myself to perfect my punctuation and spelling? As if you are that torpid to have misunderstood what I had wrote before. Hopefully you're able to read that. I didn't make this topic so we could all point out how stupid I am for the many grammar mistakes I had made. (Which a lot were on purpose anyways) So let's stay on topic and drop this stupid ----. PS. Funny how you say that. Do you go up to girls and say "Women.. Something to put your dick in!"? Didn't think so.
Actually, yes, and many do enjoy having a dick in them. In the real world I am an even bigger sexist/racist, and pretty brutal based on my mood (matter of fact I had to remove my previous avatar because it was *too* offensive).
Breaking news: At around 1:37am local time, there were reports that a newfag had posted a topic about "morons" on GR. When questioned, witnesses said the topic was lacking in "fluency". Current Administrator to the forums and former English teacher, Dementia, was quick to fire the metaphorical cannons when he stumbled upon the thread. Outraged, members from the public were more than willing to help fight in the cause for grammar and aided Dementia in his word warfare. Reports are coming in that there is currently 2 casualties and possibly more on the way. Stay tuned.
