Just Took A Sip Of My Coffee And Got A Huge Suprise

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  1. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    there was like a ------ing worm covered in cream coffee mucus substance I had to pull out of my mouth
    i almost threw up
    but at the same time i almost got off

    what
     
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    That wasn't a worm.
     
  3. Boxiom

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    im hoping you had something to do with it
    and its jizz
     
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    That's pretty much it.
     
  5. }SoC{SainT

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    Well, I was close. I thought you'd say there was a frog in it.
     
  6. Boxiom

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    after careful analysis i discovered the object was a, black penis
     
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    Oh, in that case i had prefered the worm
     
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    You'd better do an STD test now D:
     
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    Standard Trunk Dialing?
     
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    Told you it was me.
     
  11. BROWN

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    Case closed. ^_^
     
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    That really has to suck. i'd lynch the whole place where u got the coffee from.
     
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    got wormz?
     
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    :C
     
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    i got the coffee from the plantations in the backyard where the colored people pick the beans all day and night
     

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