Masturbation Permitted Here

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by Sock, May 6, 2009.

  1. Lefthanded

    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    BRB need to wash hands.
     
  2. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    SOAP lets bump the hot girl thread!!!
     
  3. Sock

    Sock Well-Known Member

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    What hand did you use, Lefty?

    And because Lefty's here, I just made a mess.

    A sticky, white mess.
     
  4. Lefthanded

    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    Lol <3
     
  5. Xioushi

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    Put your hands behind your head.

    Better yet, keep your hands down, eww.

    But I'm persecuting you for ejaculating in this thread.

    Masturbation only, keep your cream with your team.
     
  6. nFx

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    fine, fine. If you really insist.
     
  7. Sock

    Sock Well-Known Member

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    Anyone make any good masturbations recently?
     
  8. ChunkyGerbil

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    Just before now
     
  9. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    Phchk phchk phchk.. *ejaculates*
     
  10. Sock

    Sock Well-Known Member

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    I've loaded this thread up quite a bit now myself.
     
  11. Mortified Penguin

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    incameinb4ejac...

    Wait...
     
  12. BabyLeo

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    My boyfriend is back. I don't need to masturbate anymore, right MP?
     
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