I would follow this advice even though it's not directed to me if... I wasn't already as ------ing amazing as I am. I don't need to be like Dem because I'm the best thing out there.
This. I'd rather have a fully functional penis than a Japanese fountain in my pants that spits piss all over the place every time I go to the toilet.
But I don't understand, why post in the General Discussions forum when there is a ------ing dedicated forum for this ----.