So I Liek Ducks

m1r4g3 · Apr 11, 2009 at 1:01 PM

- I'm crying on the inside for this.

Neuron · Apr 11, 2009 at 2:06 PM

Awrite ladsz. Mah namez jamez. nd a like ducks.

One day I was walking down this charming little road, on each side of the road were the
houses i'd grew up with. The sight of these places brought a sudden wave of nostalgia over
me, i'd grew up here, cajouling with the puppies in the long grass and firing lazors at gays.
Now I wouldnt say i'd had the best childhood, as with many children it was fraught with
tradgey and self discovery. When I was 12 I woke up to the screams of dead babys. Why I
never found out but I suppose it is of no consequence.

Recently I had came down with chronic constipation. Of course I went to Ryan the pharmasist
and requested aid for my embarressing problem, instantly he had gave me just what I had needed,
Stool Softener. It worked great, a little too great maybe as frequently I had watery fecal
matter dripping down my heavily muscled thighs. Sighing I moved on out of the street that
had so many memories for me. Now standing infront of the community center I felt the watery
sensation in my rectum that I had came to acossiate with the oncoming of the fecal matter
and soon enough my thigh was moist.

I had this great idea, grabbing a puppy and some lazors I combined them by slowly squeezing
them together. Not having the desired effect I got a new puppy and some masking tape, now
I had a lazor firing puppy. Crumbling the stool softener into the puppys food it started
shooting lazors and fecal matter everywhere.

After the puppy had died a heros death, I to was dead, hit by a stray lazor I faded into
the darkness and my momma got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.[/b]
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