Heineken sucks. The fact that you pay so much for it shows how much of an idiot and a lemming you are. I can't believe people actually bought into its "pomp" image, that "snob taste" they gave it. News flash: you're a slave to their marketting scheme. If anything you're tasting the price, and not the beer.
Oh right, that was my attempt at an April Fool's joke. I forgot about it. April Fool's anyways, guys! I never talked to Shaggy! If GR ever goes under, we'll move to PR and instantly restart My Topic up again.