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  1. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:38 PM #16
    mantis33

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  2. Mar 10, 2009 at 7:58 PM #17
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    Bitch please, my ass can splurt out funnier ---- than you.
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    Seriously? My ass is nicer than yours...
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    I don't think so Mr, my ass is ------ing awesome, all the bitch's want it ;)

    Now back to your corner Pinocchio
     
  3. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:24 PM #18
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  4. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:25 PM #19
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    Seriously? My ass is nicer than yours...
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    I don't think so Mr, my ass is ------ing awesome, all the bitch's want it ;)

    Now back to your corner Pinocchio
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    Don't be dissin' me, Octomom.
    We can settle this friday 3 o'clock, at the swings.
     
  5. Mar 10, 2009 at 8:33 PM #20
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    Hi.

    ^ Cred worthy post
     
  6. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:02 PM #21
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    kirbir and iPoo are hunting when iPoo keels over. Frantic, kirbir dials 911 on her cell phone and blurts, "My bitch just dropped dead! What should I do?"
    A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
    After a brief silence, the operator hears several shots. Then kirbir comes back to the phone. "Okay," she says to the operator. "What do I do next?"
     
  7. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:24 PM #22
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    Memo to all students:

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
    productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
    students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
    INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

    We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone
    else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.
    on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately
    placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are
    especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
    can handle.

    Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
    DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL ------UATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to
    go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our
    lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have
    to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
    teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
    LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    For students who are intending to pursue a career in management
    and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
    MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
    This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
    TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
    (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

    PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in
    their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.,
    they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your
    time.

    Sincerely,

    The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity
    Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
     
  8. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:29 PM #23
    The Health Crusher

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    *turns into a tiger*
    nope
    *turns into a elephant*
    no
    *turns into a monkey*
    hmmm.....not right
    *turns into an ant*
    here we go
    prepare to die!!!
    mwahaha!
    *anteater appears*
    run!!!!
    other ant: we must protect the queen!!!
    me: screw the queen!!! Every ant for themselves!!
    *runs away*

    ~in ant hill~
    ???- ok kids time for be.....
    *anteater eats him*
    ???- hhheeeellllppp!
    *kids watch*
    1st kid- yay we get to watch TV whenever we want!!!
    Kids- YAY!!!
    3rd kid- Porn!!
    Kids- YAY!!
    *dad comes back alive*
    dad-i'm back
    *first kid shoots him in the head*
    First kid- put him in the closet and we'll bury his body later!!!
    *kids invite friends over*
    friend- what now?
    ~Ten minutes later~
    *there are three pregnant girls sitting on the couch*
    kids- uhhhh........
     
  9. Mar 10, 2009 at 9:57 PM #24
    KinXiom

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    My name, needs to be changed. Desperately.

    Plus, I'm just awesome.
     
  10. Mar 10, 2009 at 10:14 PM #25
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    silly fag dicks are for chicks
     
  11. Mar 10, 2009 at 10:19 PM #26
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    +I'm poor :D
     
  12. Mar 10, 2009 at 10:20 PM #27
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  13. Mar 10, 2009 at 10:27 PM #28
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    Sums up this topic
     
  14. Mar 10, 2009 at 11:03 PM #29
    Shadow

    Shadow his name... was Boner!

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  15. Mar 11, 2009 at 12:30 AM #30
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    lol, why are you doing this?
     
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