Secrets

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  1. Mortified Penguin

    Mortified Penguin Senior Member

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    Tell us one secret about yourself that we don't already know.

    (No sharing outside of BC forums)

    I've never had a girlfriend. :eek:
     
  2. [ED] Aose

    [ED] Aose Well-Known Member

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    You and me both <_<
     
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    i used to sell drugs, never got busted though
     
  4. Ryuuji

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    :D you wouldn't want to say that on the internet, I guess.
    I wouldn't.
     
  5. Mortified Penguin

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    Everyone says it these days.

    Plus, where's your secret Mister?
     
  6. Xioushi

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    Umm..
    I took my brother's ex-girlfriend out the night they break up, and yeahh.

    It went well.
    I did feel like ---- though, if you're wondering.
     
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  8. Slywolf

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    lmfao that was smooth

    I can't remember anything...

    I smoke pot from times to times

    I know I know not much of a secret but I will try to remember something better
     
  9. Daecu

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    I'm not the best artist on gamerenders :(, shock to all of you I know...
     
  10. Mortified Penguin

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    LMFAO DEAD
     
  11. YashBhatt

    YashBhatt Well-Known Member

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    Well !! I started smoking like 5 years ago when i was 15yrs and into my first yr of diploma after my 10th grade,A fresher to college
    Then as yrs passed by and i came into my 3rd and final yr i met a girl,she totally changed my life from dressing up to enjoyment

    Everything changed for me,though we were just good friends then i entered into doing my B.E in comp. Engg.
    And there i met another friend(this is a boy :P)
    This life was hanging on SEX SEX and ....

    Yo !! Baby i joined him as well,I mean like i was such a jerk,didn't even know how to talk to a girl
    Took me 8 months to get trained :P
    Now i like bang 10-12 diff. girls every month,lot of varirty :P

    I do have a girlfriend,but i haven't done anything with her,planning to marry her :)
     
  12. Mortified Penguin

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    Er...can someone translate that please? All I got was HG is a manwhore with a girlfriend.
     
  13. Daecu

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    yea I got that too
     
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    I control magnetism.
     
  15. [.BC.] Dr. Pepsi

    [.BC.] Dr. Pepsi Well-Known Member

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    WHEN MY PULSING MOUSE OF STEEL LEAKS LASER LUBE ALL OVER MY PRISTINE POLISHED TITANIUM KEYBOARD, EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TIME FOR DR. PEPSI TO OPEN GIMP. EVERY COMMANDING, PENETRATING MOUSE CLICK SENDS WAVES OF PLEASURE THROUGH THE CANVAS. BUT GIMP CAN'T CONTAIN THE AWESOMENESS OF MY CREATIVE PROCESS. INSTEAD, THE OVERFLOWING EXCESS IS SLICKLY THRUST THROUGH THE WARM, FRICTIONLESS, WET TUBES OF THE INTERNET, WHERE MILLIONS THRILL TO THE VERY IDEA OF MY PRESENCE. AS SOON AS I CLICK SAVE, GIMP SCREAMS IN AN ELECTRONIC WAIL OF ECSTASY, AND MY HARD DRIVE INSTANTLY FILLS UP WITH THE CREAMY BITS OF THE XCF FILE. WHEN YOUR BROWSER, TREMBLING AND DRIPPING WITH ANTICIPATION, OPENS UP A CREATION OF MINE, YOUR MONITOR WILL SHATTER JUST ATTEMPTING TO DESCRIBE THE EXPERIENCE OF FOURTEEN DIMENSIONS OF MINDBLOWING ART.

    I GUARANTEE IT.
     

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