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  1. tinrocked

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    If you could use a remote to pause the world, and your surroundings what would you do? You can only use this power once, and if you interact with something it will not stay stiff. (As in a door opening or closing) I was thinking about this earlier, so I had to ask.
     
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    RAPE
     
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    Completely what I was thinking. A+
    There was this super hot girl in my class, and I just wanted to strip down right there and jump accross the class room, then the 'pause the world' idea came to me. :P
     
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    rob.
     
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    You guys are stupid. You just said anything you interact with doesn't stay stiff. Do you really think she's gonna stand still why you rape her?
     
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    If you want to rape with your dick, you can't. It's gonna be flacid because it won't stay stiff.
     
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    I wrote something but I had to delete it since I sounded like a massive pedo. :(

    and if I could pause the world, I'd find out what girls really do at sleep overs. In my world, anytime 2 or more chicks enter a room..they're in their underwear having pillow fights and playing truth or dare.

    Yep.
     
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    It's still wrong. Also if he can't bag without contemplating raping a girl that says something.
     
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    Man, when you see those chicks that are hotness personified and are all up themselves, everyone contemplates rape.

    Doesn't mean we're serious. Just means we'd roll over broken glass just to touch her ass.
     
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    The first thing I think when I see a girl like that is " I got to get her to say Me. You. Bed." Or some variation of that. Could be just me though.
     
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    Gonna be honest, I don't find myself contemplating rape.

    Actually I've started to find myself thinking "God damn, I want to get to know her." Not even joking.

    Yep.

    Edit: Looks like I quoted you before your edit. =D
     
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    It's called puberty. lol <3

    edit: You sure did. But that's okay, I think everyone has realised I'm an internet predator by now :S
     
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    Can I haz pl0x coem two ur wolrd?
     
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    Steal.

    That word works for numerous things as well... virginity, items, thoughts, etc.
     
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