Ok, So My Driving Was Put To The Test

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  1. Siatek^

    Siatek^ Well-Known Member

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    ok so i live in New Zealand.
    Auckland. the south part....its aparently ment to be the "Ghetto" area

    well anyway. i was heading home from basketball about an hour ago
    i take the usual route home...main road....motorway...offramp...roundabout....downhill....Driveway
    ok rewind it.


    well i was heading home. and i got on the motorway.
    i indicated in to turn right on the middle lane. and again to the fast lane...i moved into the fastlane and got a honk from the guy behind me in a Hilux.
    i was like WTF?!! so i moved back in the middle lane shortly after. and he pulled up next to me. my window went down, i knew i was getting ---- from him. he started cussing and yelling, saying he would smash me. he was a rather old man. and he carried on for yonks.
    lol
    i finally got off the offramp. but nevertheless guess whos right up m a$$ so close i cant see his lights....yes the old man....
    i was like WTF does it take to shake the old man
    so i got off the motorway down the road...and hes still up my rear. so i looked down the other lane. one car coming.
    luckily we had a lane in the middle for the people turning to move onto. there was no1 there. so i sped up and zoomed passed the cars in front. ( 100 km/h ina 50km area )
    dodging the island there.. the old man was still behind me cussing away trying t start a fight lol. we got to the roundabout he told me to pull over. carried on driving down the hill. we got past my drive ( heck no way am i telling him where i live). haha and as we slow down to the next roundabout he tries to pull out and cut me off. lol no way.....i gotcha punk, this is my street. i slammed the brakes early. squeeking everywhere. i slapped reverse and turned 180 degrees with the tyres almost smoking. lol i checked the road before that ofcourse. i used the brain. and i escaped the old grumpy man who thinks im a dangerous driver. i laughed all the way home. hahahaha
    he cudnt turn. cars where coming he was too late. he had to go through the roundabout and he went home :D
    i havent driven like that since i was 15
    lol. now my poor audi doesnt have an tyre tread left on it

    yes in NZ we get licenses at 15. im now 17. and a --- if u ask me :D

    haha what you all think of my driving

    0800 howsmydriving ? Lol jokes
     
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    lol, you can get your driver license at age 15 in new zeeland .. that's just insane lol xD
     
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    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    LOL.. Pwned.
     
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    jesus christ a license when your 15?!

    im 17 and i don't even have my permit!
     
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    Sanity Penguin My sex is on fire

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    lol, you should have made him crash :P
     
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    the thing you had to do is just brake as hard as you can if he was verry close behind you, becuase no matter what the person that is in behind is always guitly, atleast that's where I live...
     
  8. Prince Zainx

    Prince Zainx The Dark Prince

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    You're lucky. I got my license when I turned 18 in First Semester of College. Jesus Christ.

    The law in California is 15 1/2 or 16 years for your permit. Once you get your permit you can go for license after taking a 6 hour driving school and waiting 6 months after the driving school. If you are 18 or older you can take your permit exam, and your driving test the same day.

    In addition, as if it wasn't bad enough, people here n California are pushing the authorities to push back the legal drinking age to 18 and push the legal driving age to 21. They are saying that they rather have drunk kids to pick up in the night than have their bodies sent to their house in a coffin for drunk driving.

    Oh and lovely story :D I had a similar breaking experience in what used to be my lexus rx 330, but the four wheel drive car toppled over and well...lets just say the car never came home. I did though with a left arm fracture and a few cuts and scratches on my head :D but it was insane.

    Zain.
     
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    Retards can get permits to drive? What the hell is this country coming to?
     
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    Oof?
    You sound like a really...bad driver.
    Acting like a complete dick on the road just isn't smart, even if the other guy was being one too.

    You said he called you a dangerous driver, well done for proving him right.
     
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    OHI GUIS, I ESCAPED FROM A OLD MAN RITE B4 HE BEET ME UP
    LETS GO BRAG BOUT IT ON DA INTERNTZ
     
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    Mhm.
     
  13. Siatek^

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    naw the law here is diferent, i would have been at fault.
    and i cant help it. it was either escape him.....or be beaten the ---- out of. what would u do ?
    i wasnt being dangerous till after he started swearing left right and center and tailgating me like a magnet ><
    i never said i wasnt a dangerous driver.....he was just more crazy than me. like he was on drugs
    rofl i laugh at it now.
    <3 driving
     
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    running at the scary old man.. lmao!!
     
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    shoulda pulled the ------ over, put that bitch into park, got out and grabbed your baseball fat from the trunk and knocked his bad new zealand tooth out
     

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