Well there you go. A friend of mine just discovered it so I figured I'd share with numerous other people like me who haven't read it.
there were a few more tbh Code: <I.F>You ready yet? Im bearing to go! <SexyKarla17>Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like? <I.F>a Kodiac bear <SexyKarla17>? <I.F>Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me <SexyKarla17>Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my :way down your stomach <I.F>I growl to warm you my cubs are near <SexyKarla17>huh? <I.F>Bears get ------in pumped when anyone is near their cubs <SexyKarla17>yhea hehe dont be silly.. <SexyKarla17>I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants. <I.F>Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now <SexyKarla17>hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking :it off me slowly <I.F>I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you <I.F>I Growl again, and start to bite you <SexyKarla17>Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now <I.F>I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood :mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll. <SexyKarla17>what the ------? <I.F>uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent. Code: BloodNinja Wanna cyber? <DirtyKate>but don't tell anybody;-) <DirtyKate>Who are you? BloodNinja I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot BloodNinjaAnd I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. <DirtyKate>You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. BloodNinjaMaybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order <DirtyKate>Haha! OK <DirtyKate>Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping withsauce. BloodNinjaWell, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? <DirtyKate>I want everything, baby! BloodNinja Is this a delivery? <DirtyKate>Umm...Yes <DirtyKate>So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... BloodNinjaGood. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. <DirtyKate>**pause** <DirtyKate>I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! BloodNinjaYou can't hurry good pizza. BloodNinjaI'm on my way now though <DirtyKate>**pause** <DirtyKate>So you're at my front door now. BloodNinjaHow did you know? BloodNinjaI knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. BloodNinjaAre you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven <DirtyKate>ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby BloodNinjaSo you're still in the bathroom? <DirtyKate>Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. BloodNinjaI can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... <DirtyKate>What the ------? <DirtyKate>You perverted piece of ---- <DirtyKate>------ Code: <Partner 6>So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Doggg Yeah, J for Julie. <Partner 6>So whats with the "Dogg" J-Doggg Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ----. You know, rollin with tha homies and ----. <Partner 6>Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Doggg Yeah like I got 6 guns. <Partner 6>Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Doggg hehe, of course baby. <Partner 6>I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Doggg Ohh, it's so big. <Partner 6>Yeah, what you want to do? J-Doggg Umm, i guess stroke it or something. <Partner 6>It likes that. J-Doggg aight. <Partner 6>Keep talking to me baby... J-Doggg I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. <Partner 6>Mmmm, daddy like. J-Doggg I unzip my pants... <Partner 6>Yes, show me what you got. J-Doggg I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... <Partner 6>WTF?! J-Doggg Oh ----, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! <Partner 6>I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only ------ women... J-Doggg ---- just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! <Partner 6>You dip----. J-Doggg I whimper to myself... J-Doggg please don't shoot me Mr. Code: <Bloodninja> My ---- is hard you ready to jump aboard? <1hOttYeVe> oh yhea im so wet right now <Bloodninja> Why you just shower? <1hOttYeVe> no im wet for you <Bloodninja> Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator ---- you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it. <1hOttYeVe> What the ------ are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not? <Bloodninja> I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you... <Bloodninja> Im sorry lets continue! <1hOttYeVe> alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest <Bloodninja> I pop like 16 boners <1hOttYeVe> what the ------! <Bloodninja> what? Code: <Bloodninja> Wanna cyber? <MommyMelissa> Sure, you into vegetables? <Bloodninja> What like gardening an ----? <MommyMelissa> Yeah, something like that. <Bloodninja> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out <Bloodninja> You bend over to harvest your radishes. <MommyMelissa> (pause) <MommyMelissa> is that it? <Bloodninja> You water your tomato patch. <Bloodninja> Are you ready for my fresh produce? <MommyMelissa> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? <MommyMelissa> (pause) <Bloodninja> I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. <Bloodninja> I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. <MommyMelissa> Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. <Bloodninja> my zucchinis carresses your carrots. <Bloodninja> Damn baby your right, this ---- is HOT. <MommyMelissa> ... <Bloodninja> My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. <MommyMelissa> What the ------ is this madlibs? I'm outta here. <Bloodninja> Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Code: BloodNinja I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. <Partner 8>Who the ------ are you? BloodNinja I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: BloodNinja ------ me, ------ me. BloodNinja My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. <Partner 8>OMFG are you trying to cyber me? BloodNinja We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh. <Partner 8>Is that like cancer? BloodNinja If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. <Partner 8>Good one romeo. BloodNinja You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. BloodNinja BloodNinja The salmon swim at night. BloodNinja Towards your room. BloodNinja The snow and the moon. BloodNinja BloodNinja that was never a haiku. BloodNinja To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. <Partner 8>That made even less sense than your "haiku" BloodNinja So you ready to ------ then? <Partner 8>You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. BloodNinja ... <Partner 8>? BloodNinja I'm spent. Code: <Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. <Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay. <Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. <Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough. <Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty. <Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good. <Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. <Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. <Sarah19fca> you like that? <Bloodninja> I peel some bananas. <Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those? <Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. <Sarah19fca> Peanuts? <Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. <Sarah19fca> What are you talking about? <Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. <Sarah19fca> This is stupid. <Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. <Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? <Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh. <Sarah19fca> /ignore <Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. <Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. Code: <Jdogg> Hey <QT-Pie> Hey <Jdogg> whats goin on <QT-Pie> Nothing. Who are you? <Jdogg> Jdogg . Wanna cyber? <QT-Pie> what does that mean? <Jdogg> what are you wearing? <QT-Pie> T-shirt. Jeans. <Jdogg> Garter belt? <QT-Pie> Ummm...no. <Jdogg> Are we gonna cyber or not? <QT-Pie> uh, okay. <Jdogg> Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. <Jdogg> You're wet already. I can smell your ----- stink from here. <QT-Pie> WHAT?! <Jdogg> I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. <Jdogg> You leave everything to Jdogg. <Jdogg> I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play. <QT-Pie> This is weird. I should go. <Jdogg> I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. <QT-Pie> A stripe? <Jdogg> I need a sandwich. <QT-Pie> You're a freak. <Jdogg> I was great. You loved it. Code: <Sweetheart> Hi <Bloodninja> hello <Bloodninja> who is this? <Sweetheart> just a someone? <Bloodninja> A someone I know? <Sweetheart> nope <Bloodninja> Then why the hell are you bothering me? <Sweetheart> well sorrrrrry <Sweetheart> I just wanted to chat with you <Bloodninja> why? <Sweetheart> nevermind your an ------ <Bloodninja> Hey wait a minute <Sweetheart> yes? <Bloodninja> look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid <Sweetheart> paranoid? <Bloodninja> yes <Sweetheart> of what? <Sweetheart> me? <Bloodninja> No. I'm in hiding. <Sweetheart> LOL <Bloodninja> Don't ------ing laugh at me! <Bloodninja> This ---- is serious! <Sweetheart> What are you hiding from? <Bloodninja> The cops. <Sweetheart> gimme a ------ing break <Bloodninja> I'm serious. <Sweetheart> I don't get it <Bloodninja> The cops are after me. <Sweetheart> For what? <Bloodninja> I'm wanted in three states <Sweetheart> For??? <Bloodninja> It's kindof embarrasing. <Bloodninja> I had sex with a turkey. <Bloodninja> Hello? <Sweetheart> You are ------ing sick. <Bloodninja> Send me your picture. <Sweetheart> why? <Bloodninja> so I know you aren't one of them. <Sweetheart> One of what? <Bloodninja> The cops. <Sweetheart> I'm not a cop i told you <Bloodninja> Then send me your picture. <Sweetheart> hold on <Bloodninja> Hurry up. <Bloodninja> Are you there? <Bloodninja> ------ you, cop! <Sweetheart> Hey sorry <Sweetheart> I had to do something for my mom. <Bloodninja> I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. <Bloodninja> When really you were notifying the authorities. <Bloodninja> Weren't you!? <Sweetheart> thats not it <Bloodninja> Then what? <Sweetheart> I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty <Bloodninja> Most cops aren't <Sweetheart> IM NOT A ------ING COP YOU ----HEAD! <Bloodninja> Then send me the picture. <Sweetheart> fine. What's your e-mail? <Bloodninja> Just send it through here. <Sweetheart> alright *PIC* <Sweetheart> Did you get it? <Bloodninja> Hold on. I'm looking. <Sweetheart> That was me back in may <Sweetheart> I've lost weight since then. <Bloodninja> I hope so <Sweetheart> what?!? <Sweetheart> that hurt my feelings. <Bloodninja> Did it? <Sweetheart> Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. <Bloodninja> Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? <Sweetheart> yes <Bloodninja> Alright let me find it. <Sweetheart> kks <Bloodninja> Okay here it is. *PIC* <Sweetheart> this isn't you. <Bloodninja> I'll be damned if it ain't! <Sweetheart> You don't look like that. <Bloodninja> How the hell do you know? <Sweetheart> cause your profile has another picture. <Bloodninja> The profile pic is a fake. <Bloodninja> I use it to hide from the cops. <Sweetheart> You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol <Bloodninja> Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... <Bloodninja> Not to mention all the groceries. <Sweetheart> Go ------ yourself <Bloodninja> I was going to until I saw that picture <Bloodninja> Now my dick won't get hard for a week. <Sweetheart> I shouldn't have sent you that picture. <Sweetheart> You've done nothing but slam me. <Sweetheart> you hurt me. <Bloodninja> And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? <Sweetheart> I thought you were bull----ting me! <Bloodninja> Why would I do that? <Sweetheart> I can't believe that cops are after you <Bloodninja> I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. <Sweetheart> ------ YOU!!! <Bloodninja> You'd break both of his legs. <Sweetheart> You're a ------ing ------. <Sweetheart> I've been teased my whole life because of my weight <Sweetheart> and you make fun of me when you don't even know me <Bloodninja> Ok. I'm sorry. <Sweetheart> No you aren't <Bloodninja> You're right. I'm not. <Bloodninja>HAARRRRR! <Sweetheart> I'm done with you <Bloodninja> Aww. I'm sorry. <Sweetheart> I'm putting you on ignore <Bloodninja> Wait a sec <Bloodninja> We got off on the wrong foot. <Bloodninja> Wanna start over? <Sweetheart> No <Bloodninja> I'll eat your ----- <Sweetheart> You'll what? <Bloodninja> You heard me. <Bloodninja> I said I'd eat your -----. <Sweetheart> I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture <Bloodninja> Do I need a hard-on to eat your -----? <Sweetheart> I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes <Bloodninja> Well I'm not like most men. <Bloodninja> I get excited in different ways. <Sweetheart> Like what? <Bloodninja> Do you really wanna know? <Sweetheart> I don't know <Bloodninja> You have to tell me yes or no. <Sweetheart> I'm afraid to <Bloodninja> Why? <Sweetheart> cause <Bloodninja> cause why? <Sweetheart> well lets see <Sweetheart> you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out <Sweetheart> doesn't that seem strange to you? <Bloodninja> Nope <Sweetheart> well its strange to me <Bloodninja> Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to <Sweetheart> I didn't say that <Bloodninja> So is that a yes? <Sweetheart> I guess so. <Bloodninja> Ok. I need your help getting excited though. <Bloodninja> Are you willing? <Sweetheart> What do you need me to do? <Bloodninja> I need you talk like a pirate. <Sweetheart> ??? <Bloodninja> When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" <Bloodninja> ok? <Bloodninja> Hello? <Sweetheart> You can't be serious <Bloodninja> Oh yes I am! <Bloodninja> It's my fantasy. <Sweetheart> this is retarded <Bloodninja> Do you want it or not? <Sweetheart> Yes I want it. <Bloodninja> Then you'll do it for me? <Sweetheart> sure :) <Bloodninja> Ok. Here we go. <Bloodninja> I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. <Bloodninja> You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them <Bloodninja> I softly begin to tounge your wet -----. <Bloodninja> I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. <Sweetheart> mmmm yeah <Bloodninja> uh oh ...going limp. <Sweetheart> Har <Bloodninja> You gotta do better than that! <Bloodninja> Your picture was really bad. <Sweetheart> HARRRRRRRRRRRR <Bloodninja> Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your ----- get more moist with every stroke. <Bloodninja> I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. <Bloodninja> Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. <Bloodninja> I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. <Sweetheart> mmmmmm you are good <Bloodninja> I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder <Bloodninja> going limp <Sweetheart> HARRRRRRR <Bloodninja> Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. <Bloodninja> You begin to sway back and forth. <Bloodninja> going limp <Sweetheart> this is stupid <Bloodninja> ...still limp <Bloodninja> Do it! <Sweetheart> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR <Bloodninja> I turn you around to lick your ------. <Bloodninja> I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. <Bloodninja> I see ---- nuggets hanging from the hair around your ------. <Sweetheart> WTF?!?!? <Bloodninja> They stink really bad. <Sweetheart> OMG STOP!!! <Bloodninja> I start to get fed up with your ugly ass <Bloodninja> I tear off your wooden peg leg. <Bloodninja> I ram it up your ass. <Sweetheart> YOURE A ------ING PYSCHO!! <Bloodninja> Then I pour hot carmel over your head. <Bloodninja> And turn you into a ------ing candy apple... <Bloodninja> I kick you in the face! <Sweetheart> ------ YOU ------!! <Bloodninja> The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... <Bloodninja> Your parrot flys away. <Bloodninja> ...going limp again. <Bloodninja> Hello? <Bloodninja> Say it! <Bloodninja> HAARRRRRR!!!!!