Anti-joke

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  1. mParanoia

    mParanoia Well-Known Member

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    Post your Anti-Jokes. I'll start.



    What did the Hobo get for Christmas?










































    NOTHING!
     
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    What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?




















    The Holocaust.
     
  3. mParanoia

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    A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault is it?

















    The man. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen!
     
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    The Germans broke the world record for most people in a car, 105, guess how they did it?
















    6 Germans in the seats 99 Jews in the ash tray



    shouldn't this be in last word cause i foresee tons of racist jokes.
     
  5. Jay

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    Urgh, the last two posts completely miss the point.
     
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    The point is, there is no point.
     
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    It's like....


    What is worse then rape?



















    Gang-rape.
     
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    So something like...

    What's worse then being fat?




    Being obese.

    Or am I still doing it wrong?
     
  9. Jay

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    Heres a good example of anti-humour, which is what its called btw, not "anti-joke" it's also unjoke.

    A man walks into a bar.
    His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
     
  10. mParanoia

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    I pretty much meant anything that shouldn't be funny, but is.
     
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    Oh I get both meanings now. Cool.
     
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    .//XeN- Well-Known Member

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    totallllllly not what an anti-joke is.

    what you're looking for is racist jokes.


    What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?









    Cancer.
     
  13. Mortified Penguin

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    Lol.
     
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    good anti jokes are hard to come by, and they get regurgitated over and over, gets boring.
     
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    Stealing your cookies, duh
    Fer sure maybe fer sure not
    Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
    Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
    Look at the mess we made tonight

    Kick off your stilettos
    Kick off your stilettos
    And ------ me in the backseat
    ------ me in the backseat
    You're always falling in disguise
    And always quick to compromise

    Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
    Kick off your stilettos
    And ------ me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
    ------ me in the backseat
    Fer sure maybe fer sure not
    Fer sure eh fer sure bomb

    This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
    And now.

    We're not falling in love
    We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
    This is how the beat goes
    This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]

    This is how the beat drops
    This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
    All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
    But that's alright cause you know
    I love being with you and seeing you cry

    So don't let go-o-o
    Well don't let go, no-o
    Don't let go

    Fer sure maybe fer sure not
    Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
    Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
    Look at the mess we made tonight

    Kick off your stilettos
    Kick off your stilettos
    And ------ me in the backseat
    ------ me in the backseat
    You're always falling in disguise
    And always quick to compromise

    Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
    Kick off your stilettos
    And ------ me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
    ------ me in the backseat
    Fer sure maybe fer sure not
    Fer sure eh fer sure bomb

    This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
    And now.

    We're not falling in love
    We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
    This is how the beat goes
    This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]

    This is how the beat drops
    This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
    All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
    But that's alright cause you know
    I love being with you and seeing you cry

    So don't let go-o-o
    Well don't let go, no-o
    Don't let go

    No jkjkjk lololol
    I heart your ------ing makeup
    Oh my god I love your hair
    Is that a new tattoo?
    Did that piercing ------ing hurt?
    No jkjkjk lololol

    We're not falling in love
    We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
    This is how the beat goes
    This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]

    This is how the beat drops
    This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
    All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
    But that's alright cause you know
    I love being with you and seeing you cry

    So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted]
    Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love]
    But that's alright cause you know
    I love being with you and seeing you cry
    But that's alright

    I got my hair fixed, makeup done, I'm ready to go
    Step in the club and you know I'm the show
    Diamonds in my teeth are always a' glow
    Blinded as I speak, mesmerized by my flow

    [Pre chorus]
    You can't say no...
    So let's go...
    Let's go

    [Chorus]
    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    Cameras are flashin', everyone's askin' what I'm gonna do tonight..
    Who I'm gonna do tonight..

    We have our hair cut, eyes shut we're already there
    I don't know their names and I dont really care
    'Cause I only suck dick and just to be fair,
    Your not on the menu, you'll never compare

    [Pre chorus]
    You can't say no...
    So let's go...
    Let's go

    [Chorus]
    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
    Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    (I'm a ------ing star, I'm-I-I-I-I'm-I-I-I-I'm a star
    I'm-I-I-I'm Jeffree Star.
    Hair-cut, diamonds.
    I'm-I-I-I'm Jeffree Star.
    Eyeshadow, make-up done, I'm ready to go.)

    [Chorus]
    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat drivin' in my pink car
    Now you love...
    And I love.. that I'm Jeffree Star

    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat 'cause you wanna go far
    Spit on the dance floor to know where you are
    Slip to the beat 'cause you love Jeffree Star

    Cameras are flashin', everyone's askin' what I'm gonna do tonight..
    Who I'm gonna do tonight..
    What I'm gonna do tonight..
    Ask Perez Hilton who I'm gonna do tonight..

    Turn her over
    A candle is lit, I see through her
    Blow it out and save all her ashes for me

    Curse me sold her
    The poison that runs it's course through her
    Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

    Watch me fault her
    You're living like a disaster
    She said kill me faster
    with strawberry gashes all over

    Called her over
    and asked her if she was improving
    She said "feels fine" it's wonderful wonderful here

    Hex me told her
    I dreamt of a devil that knew her
    Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

    Watch me fault her
    You're living like a disaster
    She said kill me faster
    with strawberry gashes all over

    I lay quiet
    waiting for her voice to say
    "Some things you lose and some things you just give away"

    Scold me failed her
    If only I'd held on tighter to her
    Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me

    Watch me lose her
    It's almost like losing myself
    Give her my soul
    and let them take somebody else get away from me

    Watch me fault her
    You're living like a disaster
    She said kill me faster
    with strawberry gashes all over all over me
     

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