Jesus

Fuck 'him'.

 

word.

 

Hi

 

Cunts.

 

------ me? ------ you dude

 

Hey, Jesus works on my lawn! so fu.ck off!


But yea that Jew guy who is christian; i ain't messin w/ him. I believe in God, i don't need church!

 

zombies = not real a work of fiction
ghosts = not real a work of fiction
jesus coming back to life after dying and mysteriously walking through walls to escape a tomb = perfectly real

 

I see jesus all the time. He's my brother.



Seriously.

 

this without the sarcastic tone if there was one.

 

I love Jesus Christ with all my heart.

I really do appreciate the tollerance some display here... really I do... wait that's a lie.

 

he didn't walk through a wall, the stone blocking his tomb was rolled away.

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cant fault that then.

 

Jesus is alright because he's probably the only jew that would lend me money.

 

He rolls my doobies

 

------ing ------s, leave Jesus alone,
he's my favorite fictional character.