What Is The Funiest Thing You Have Seen In Your Li

Think I woulda had to be there for that one <_<

 

ok i dunno about u but if me and 20 friends beat on some1 for 5 minutes there not standing up and i dont think it takes 50 people to beat up 5

 

:blink:

Well the thing is we thought 50 people would come so we gathered up.
But then he came like almost alone...
And well there cant be 20 people beating him at the same time, they dont have enough space... so yeah... anyway the thing is he came to play it tough and ended being like "i just wanted to talk"

 

Once I got caught looking at porn by my sister. And when she left the room, I reopened the window to close it and she thought I was still looking at porn....

 

lol guys

 

i still think mine is one of the best

 

I was executing a warrant on a guy who had initiated a high speed pursuit and laid a lickin on his old lady a week before. Myself and another Constable crept about 2 km through some trees at about midnight and then snuck up to this guys house. He was out front so we had a third Constable start driving towards his house. He says to his old lady, whom he had beat half to death a week earlier, "I gotta go, the cops are coming." (Word travels fast on reserves) So I flip on the Tazer and hit him with the laser sight. He stops and looks at his chest as my partner screams, "RCMP SHOW US YOUR HANDS!" I fire the tazer as he's spinning to run and I just clip him but he's at the extreme length of the wire and the probes snap. So being the intelligent being that I am, I transition my hand from the grip to the end of the tazer to start chasing the guy. Of course the last 4.5 seconds of the tazer cycle goes right through my hand and up my arm.

So here's this Mountie trying to run full tilt after a bad guy but is tasering himself at the same time. About the same time the taser shut off the bad guy had stopped and lifted his hands into the air. Well, I ran full tilt right into the back of him and down we went. We enacted the arrest and my partner was laughing his ass off. I'm all tangled in the wire and one of the probes was lodged in my kevlar glove. Still not sure how that got there since they hit the bad guy.

Anyway, it was painful and funny. I couldnt' help but laugh. No such thing as a perfect plan.

 

my friend splliting himself on a handrail and me doin it 1st try (i blade)

 

dnt got stories but this is sorta funny