Eat A Million Cookies

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  1. MindlessV

    MindlessV Well-Known Member

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    <strike>Light</strike> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">EAT</span> A Million <strike>Candles</strike> <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">COOKIES</span>

    Everyone has seen the post on light a million candles to stop child pornography. Well, I'm putting my own twist. It is to help stop MindlessV hunger. For every 1 credit you donate to me, I will eat 1 cookie. I am aiming to get 1,000,000 cookies out of this. Also, all credits will be donated to another organization I run, called "Help Make MindlessV Un-Poor".

    So please, donate e-money, it makes just as much sense as lighting an e-candle.

    NOTE: I am not really asking for credits or donations. This is only a joke. Im just attempting to put in perspective that lighting an e-candle is stupid and sensless. All it does is create a false sense of hope and accomplishment. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS WHAT SO EVER!
     
  2. Neuron

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    No, ------ you.
     
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    No, ------ you.
     
  4. MindlessV

    MindlessV Well-Known Member

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    No, ------ me

    :eek:

    I hope no one thinks I'm being serious about this - read the last line:

    So please, donate e-money, it makes just as much sense as lighting an e-candle.

    Lighting an e-candle makes no sense at all, neither does giving me e-money ;)
     
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    Faith.09 Banned from GR

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    I think we all got it, lol.
     
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    I will send you 200,000 credits if you make a video of you eating literally 200,000 cookies in a row.
     
  7. GuitarGuru

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    And I will donate all my credits to you if you die while eating them.
     
  8. kovan

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    gmv
     
  9. .//XeN-

    .//XeN- Well-Known Member

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    I too would like to hop on this bandwagon.
     
  10. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    well I just donated 100, should teach the idiot.
     
  11. Mortified Penguin

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    I lol'd.
     
  12. LL5

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    I'll give you 1k right now if you eat 1000 cookies on camera and then say I rock at the end.
     
  13. Morpheus

    Morpheus A dying Star.

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    i concur




    u just got scammed report :eek:
     
  14. THC + K00lAid

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    No offense. just though it was funny :lol:
     
  15. r3m1x

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    Logic Time

    light a million candles to stop child pornography -- Wat?
    eat a million cookies to stop child pornography -- Wat?
    stop child pornography -- Wat?
     

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