Resume! :d

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  1. BetaMerc

    BetaMerc Well-Known Member

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    well i need help you guys....

    i gotta see someone elses resume to see how good they are compared to my. I would like to, formally, rofl, ask you to send me your resume :D . I will not use it, copy anything from it, nor edit it, nor post it online. I just wanna see it to see what stuff should i put and what should i not put.


    I need this in the next couple hours.. Plz post it or send it to me in a pm or email (betamerc(at)gmail.com) . Thanks soo much guys , much <333
     
  2. Prince Zainx

    Prince Zainx The Dark Prince

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    Only 1 thing needs to be said in a resume...

    I'll suck yo' **** ;)
     
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    *and thats how Dem got his job*
     
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    Very few jobs could make me as happy as I am, but even this job wouldn't be worthy of blowing my Israeli boss.

    I'm not rich, but I make plenty of money to support myself and I get to stay in the IRC the whole time chatting with everyone and trolling forums and watching movies =D.
     
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    **and sexing wimminz when he realized the cameras don't work.
     
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    Shush you, having girls at work is a secret lol
     
  8. Prince Zainx

    Prince Zainx The Dark Prince

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    *rofl*
     
  9. BetaMerc

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    aw come on, you bring in men too!
     
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    Prince Zainx The Dark Prince

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    *sush*
    He can't explain everything over a world wide forum :D

    PM him about the personal stuff.

    He can probably get one for u..

    Zain
     
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    Lawl, no men =P I don't swing that way in RL, just the IRC...
     
  12. Jay

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    e-sex plx?
     
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    I'm estimating dem will weigh nearly 300-350 pounds in the next few years with that job.
     
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    He nearly weighs 300 already.
     
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    True dat, I have for a few years now. Basically since I started working out and puberty.
     

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