you can push it somewhere painfully. its happened ! pull them up and place it under the top of the shorts
It's not a contradiction.. There's a big difference between wearing skinny jeans and just tight jeans that are still loose depending if they're bootcut, straightleg, etc.
Too emo for my liking. And fit it down a leg? Cmon. If you come across a real pretty lady and it jumps you're either gonna Hurt it, or Pleasure it a bit too much. (Presuming you've been walking round with a hardon for a while, like the morning wood.. it won't go away untill you forget about it) Either one won't be good.