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  1. Kirz

    Kirz Well-Known Member

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    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
    Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'
    Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
    'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.
    'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'
    She smiles and they start kissing.
    Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'
    Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
    'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.
    'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'
    She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.
    Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'
    Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.
    He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
    Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
    Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'
    Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

    'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'
     
  2. X0rn

    X0rn Well-Known Member

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    he....he
     
  3. pianoman0723

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    hehehe... made me chuckle.
     
  4. r3m1x

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  5. 13d Keane

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    tl; dr
     
  6. Lefthanded

    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    lol french jokes
     
  7. ShneakySquirrel

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    ... that gave me a chuckle at best
     
  8. GuitarGuru

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    First problem with this. "Brave" and "french" are used without the adjective "not" placed before "brave". I stopped after this knowing that the story must be flase. Nice try though.
     
  9. Neuron

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    tl;dr
     
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    I chuckled
     
  11. .Immortal

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    xD

    Btw wtf does tl;dr mean?
     
  12. dinges

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    too long; didn't read
     
  13. .Immortal

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    Ah arightey.
     
  14. zzapper

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    ^^^^^^^^^^
    What he said :D
     

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