oi yeh av a blimmin good time reading Hello, my humble reader; Today, you will be reading a nice essay written to you by '.BC. steez', otherwise known as 'faildon' in Internet Relay Chat, or as Brandon in real life. This essay is brought up because of the fact that I have been banned from Gamerenders IRC, for some bizarre reason. I assume you must have made a mistake, accidentally banning me, Mr. Businessman, otherwise known as 'dementia'; because who could ban such an honorable, noble, worthy individual like myself. The reason I do not think I should be banned is that I help Gamerenders IRC become active, and I am loved by everyone there. Don't deny it, you know you do. How could one not love an individual like myself? I haven't even been given a reason to be banned, but I do not care, to be quite honest. The point is that I am banned, and I am not in Gamerenders IRC. I contribute so much to IRC, such as: Being a cool guy, being a swell lad, angering bidda badda banters, being a swell lad, adding to the conversations, making others feel good about themselves, acknowledging Mr. Businessmen, and being a swell lad. There are many more reasons, but I'm sure you know what they are and I do not have to list them. Well you see, I was beginning to think that there is a slim chance of my banning not just being an accident, but an act of a stressed out businessman being aggressive, having nothing else but me at the time to act on. I can completely understand that happening, but there is no reason to take your banning powers out on me for. There are plenty of other things to take your stress out on, just use one of the search engines you can locate on the world wide web, and search for 'stress relievers'. You will find many alternatives to the banning of an innocent gentleman, like myself. Even though it may seem as if banning me was the right decision, the Gamerenders IRC members will feel odd not having me there. Im sure it was a pleasure to them having me there, I mean some were nice, and some were full on tards to me. The very few full on tards who teased me and such enjoyed to tease me. To be quite honest, I don't care if I am being teased, it just doesn't effect me. Since it was enjoyable for them to mess around with me, they enjoyed my presence, because they enjoyed teasing me. I think most of the members on IRC are pretty cool guys, even these fellows, they just joke around, just jokes. We're all cool, yeh. Well, I have just written an essay, that will be most likely over five-hundred words. From a thrilling introductory paragraph, to a smashing conclusion paragraph, including why I should stay, Mr. Businessmans actions, and the effect of my banning on fellow IRC members. So please to the kind gentleman who banned me, rethink your actions, and unban me. IRC is really dying, and I do not want to be banned during its death. You're quite a cool guy dementia, I don't want to have any problems with you! Thank you for reading, readers, and dementia.
I was pretty bored so I graded this as a college level essay... The highlighted areas (in red) are incorrect, whether they be fragments, second-person writing (basically 'you'), slang, or just incorrect sentences that do not belong in essays (I.E. 'This essay will state', 'I will explain', or 'My opinion') Final Work count, 443. Nice try.
i would love to see iPoo @ Portugal. I'd give him a straight punch to the face. inb4, not reading this topic anymore, so cry all you want
