This Is The Story Of A Guy.....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by diverseartist, May 25, 2008.

  1. Jebi Se

    Jebi Se Guest

    Funny, that's how I met my mother in law.
     
  2. G.S.Design

    G.S.Design Senior Member

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    i think we have a winner.

    Also, Gucci: You wish, didn't you ?
     
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    Yep, because when I met Nikki, I was all like "HB10 at my 12, WTFH."

    You haven't met many girls, then. Most of the ones I know are turned off by the "I'm so badass, I can get laid at college" attitude. As for the high school jock bit: have fun bagging my groceries.
     
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    Please. What you've written down is pretty much the equivalent of taking a rabbid monkey with basic human communication intelligence and letting it type a response. Although impressive for a monkey, for a human it's merely word salad and you'd be sent into psychiatric ------uation.

    You say mostl girls are the same. How many girls have you met? How many real girls have you met? And how old are you? And even if your fabled "varsity letters" are real, look at the sports you're involved in: wrestling and lacrosse. All the girls clammer over the completely heterosexual and not-at-all homoerotic sport of men groping, feeling and rubbing all over eachother. And lacrosse is also a very popular sport among lesbians and ogres (stereotyping, I know, but I'm making a point here, people =D). I'm willing to believe you're in those sports, but you're not "the" highschool jock. You're not even a jock. You're a man-groping, ball-catching-stick-fondling hobbyist. Get over yourself.

    You obviously know nothing about women, you know nothing about civility and you're simply enough the pinnacle of an internet superimposed jackass.

    And, to note the characteristics of "most women" you described:

    They want confidence: This is usually something everyone looks for. Congratulations, you just found a broad description of everyone! This is not rocket science. This is no secret. You are not a master of women.
    They want a bad ass: Some do, that's true. That's called something like (excuse poor spelling) 'Boddice rip" fantasy. It deals with the woman wanting to feel like she's being dominated/controlled and therefore protected. Some women do want this, but not all. You're not an expert of women.
    They want someone sweet and someone honest: Uh, well I'm hoping this statement is separate from the previous one, because "bad ass" and "sweet" don't mix. So, considering you probably weren't that stupid, sweet isn't exactly something most girls look for. That's what they look for in a friend. ie "Oh you're so sweet!" Sweetness is merely the ability to do the little things (and some larger) to impress and provide a smile for the benefitee. Believe me, if you're being 'sweet' all the time, you'll give the girl diabetes. Everyone needs a break from the supposed stepford lifestyle every-now-and-then. Constant sweetness is what we call "clinginess." You definately no woman expert. And honest is something they want? That's news to me! I thought everyone wanted a liar!! Honestly, another broad description that everyone knows and wants. You're no women expert.

    I was claiming there is no science of dating. If you're 18 years-old, you are a failure, as you cannot read.

    If you want to continue this one-way conversation (ie. myself making valid points and you attempting to comeback with concentrated idiocy straight from the juicer), you can PM me, because I really doubt everyone wants to hear this go on.
     
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    Lol. :) The only proof I can give you is my my space page where girls will flat out say. ------MEPLEASE. I'm not going to sit here and argue over nothing...although this was definitely quite amusing.
     
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    *sigh* I said if you want to continue this (which means say anything at all) just continue it via PMs, but you didn't do that, so I'll just continue to allow my disdain for you dry off here in this thread.

    Go back and actually read my posts, because you obviously did not do so in the first place. If you had a hard time reading them, get someone else to interpret it for you.

    I never said I didn't believe you... in fact I don't know what I can't believe you about, because you never said yourself that you're a stud, meaning you're just jumping to wild conclusions. And really, do I care what randoms on your myspace page say? No. That has no relevance to anything. And besides, you act like sex and relationships are something for studs. Really, I'm sure most people who aren't deeply religious or prudish in any way will engange in enough one-night stands in their lives (see the topic about the facebook sex lady). It's the fact that you're lording over the idea of "getting laid" that makes you such a... well... a loser. Sex is only a big deal in highschool. Of course, this varies from person to person. Your profile says you're 18, meaning you are in highschool or have been out. In fact, you're acting just like this guy at our school who had recently lost his virginity and began telling everyone how they "needed to get laid" and walked with a swagger for far longer than any person should ever do. His ego crumbled when his girlfriend dumped him for being a ------wad. Maybe you just recently lost yours and now you feel like you're above everyone in the world? Maybe the internet is the only place left for you to try inflating your erection for stupidity? I don't really want to try and find proper insight into why you seem to still have the stench of confidence swirling around you over the internet. For god sakes, no one cares, but you do make people angry for acting like a personified hangover.

    It seems I can't influence anything on you, and I'm not trying to change your opinions (or at least not anymore) because you're far too close-minded to accept anything that isn't your eWang.

    It will always be a question for the greatest of minds: Why did your parents condom have to break?
     
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    please tell me the secret to how you get so much sex then.
     
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    She won't, she promised me she wouldn't tell : D
     
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    sock is wrong........
     
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    Care to elaborate? Or should I just dismiss you now?
     
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    I didn't even read the whole topic , and I already think iDEAL is an idiot.



    Screenshots of said Myspace page or gtfo.
     
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    haha yea? no way!

    1. just moved from florida.
    2. not interested in a relationship
    3. getting laid is sometimes better when your busy. :)
    4. I'll be moving back to florida in a month. Why get in one?
     
  15. diverseartist

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    virgin
     

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