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  1. Majin

    Majin Senior Member

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    i got ------ing alcohol poisioning over t he weekend.
     
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    Ahahahahahahahaha.
    Sucks.
     
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    what happens when you get alcohol poisoning?
     
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    Well Greasy Pete, you see, there are small traces of aluminum in alcohol. When the alcohol enters the stomach, it'll generally sink to the bottom. In extreme cases, the aluminum will morph with the stomach wall causing extreme pain, and in most cases, will cause the stomach to rupture or even explode. This is called alcohol poisoning.

    In all probability .Anonymous was taken to the hospital to have his stomach pumped and was sent to emergency surgery, to either close the rupture or have a prosthetic stomach put it.

    It's quite messy.
     
  5. Majin

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    GP,
    in short... i got poisoned by the vast amount of alcohol i consumed on Saturday evening.
    i also hope i came off sounding condescending there =)
     
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    lol, I have had multiple times of that, but I never got alchol poisning of that..
     
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    Pics or didnt happen,
    I for one have pics of me and the ambulance from when i was 17 lol.

    though i didnt have alcohol poisoning, my friend was puking ----e loads,
    i was just passed out in the field...
     
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    as you say so..


    pics or didn't happen
     
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    lol

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    dementia Well-Known Member

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    I remember that day Tnuck!
     
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    LMAO :lol: !!
     
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    were you the ambulance man that explored my body?
     
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    Naw, I was the blade of grass your weiner was on.
     
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    Ahhh, now i remember, you made me puke on you.
     

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