What The F Is This?

his blood is needed elsewhere. so even getting it up.

 

Lol, he'll probably have to use one of them austin powers penis pumps

 

lol would that make any difference?
how would he grab it then ?

 

Dunno, he seems to have a lump there.
But then again, that could just be more thigh muscles

 

LOL I dont even think he has a bigger than a peanut penis! Lmao

 

Yeah, he sure seems to be compensating for something...

 

mayb it's a ballon fileld with water?
in a shape of a pear

 

Could be. And he's like look at it, thinking: "please don't pop, please don't pop"

 

And sweating..

 

Actually, do you think he can wear pants... at all?

 

His penis may seem small because his body is so big, doesnt mean it IS small .

 

Stretch jeans ?!? !