Love Poems

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  1. SomeThingCreepy

    SomeThingCreepy Well-Known Member

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    Women's Love Poem:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    Mens Love Poem:

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
    huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ----.
     
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I'll ------ you with a rake
     
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    aww cute .
     
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    I lol'ed :D
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    .... lol how many guys here actually try to get into panties with a poem? ...
     
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    Wynter Senior Member

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    I write poetry to express emotion, but I have wrote the mrs a couple before to score extra brownie points, lol :D
     
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