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  1. cheatsmaster

    cheatsmaster Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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    How many times have you been involved in a fight? or how many fights have you started?
     
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    `sparks Jcoca

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  3. Dior

    Dior -1xx,x00 credits.

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    Well...

    One day. When I was like, shooting some b-ball outside our school (it's a pretty large school).

    There were like, some guys who were up to no good, so I said "Hey" but they were just
    starting to make some troubles in my neighbourhood so I backed off.
    Then one of them came running towards me, and I got into one little fight and my mom got scared, so
    she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
     
  4. XxCarbinexX

    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    Ok, so my mom and I are on the way to get some Del Taco (mom was driving). We were in the right lane pulling into the parking lot, and this guy was riding a bicycle was in between the car and the sidewalk. We thought he was going to pass us up, but when we slowed down to turn, he slowed down too. So we decided to go infront of him, thus "cutting him off". He was a typical bike enthusiast with the ball squeezing shorts and the goofy looking helmet. So he gets pissed off and starts following us.

    So we pull into the drive-through to order the food, thinking that he would just ride past us. Wrong. He pulls up right in between the ordering box and our car. He starts screaming at my mom, and I can tell that he was doing a good job scaring the shït out of her.

    So I jump out of the car, ready to break this asshöle's jaw. I go right up into his face and I just go off on him, I was telling him that he should ride his bike on the sidewalk and that he's a fücking idiot for following us. I said some other shït that I forgot, I don't really remember if I threatened him, but I do remember his upper lip was shaking or some shït, so I think I scared the hell out of him.

    True story.
     
  5. A Spoon

    A Spoon Well-Known Member

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    Without Martial Arts: Under 5. People learn to back off.
     
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    nanSTA Senior Member

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    U beat me too it.
     
  7. smarts

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    HAHAHAHA

    Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!!
     
  8. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    excluding stupid little skirmishes in elementary school...
    none.
     
  9. imwellhung

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    Now this is a story all about how my
    Life got flipped turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

    In West Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
    And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
    Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

    (only the first six episodes of season one)

    I begged and pleaded with her the other day
    But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
    I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

    First class, yo this is bad,
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
    Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
    Hmm this might be alright!

    But wait, I here they're percy, boozwah and all that
    but noone has a place to send this cool cat
    I dont think so, I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared
    For the Prince Of Bel-Air!

    When the plane landed and I came about
    dude, looked like a cop
    standin' there with my name out
    I aint tyrin to get arrested yet, I just got here!
    So I spring with the quickness that lightning disapears

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"

    I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
    and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
    looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
     
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    I unno how many, but I have 3 assault felonies, I think that counts for something.
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    it counts as getting caught
     
  12. ikky

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    Im not a huge fighter, i stand my ground. I have a big mouth and tend to attract problems.

    I been in a few, school yard brawls, its a part of growing up where im from.

    I got jumped in a sanity music store when i was 13, my two mates were my age. These 3 like 18 y.o's started us for no reason, the little guy walks in and just randomly head-butts my mate and well you dont just head butt a Bosnian kid whos family has just come from a war torn country. So it went down right there, i got in a few shots before getting tackled into and over a stack of cd's ... ( i was like half this dudes weight and height ).
    Security broke it up just after i went down, they turffed us out and let them stay. LMAO.

    But yea it happens.
     
  13. nitrx

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    In 9th grade, some kid was talking alot of ---- about my mom, and naturally i talked ---- back.

    After class he threw me into a locker and elbowed me across the jaw, so i gave him a haymaker and put him into a doorway, pretty much unconscious.
     
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    went to an organised fight once
    ended up the guys we were going to back up backstabbed us and phoned as many people as they could
    about 5 minutes later all wee see is about 30 people running at us about a group of 12 ,i ended up getting hit in the face with a wooden log but i didnt fall down punched the guy back then his buddys started running over so i just ran back to regroup with my friends.

    black eye and sore cheek for about 5 days but was a good adrenaline buzz ,got the guy back when he was on his own aswell :D good times
     
  15. Quyxz

    Quyxz Senior Member

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    I fight like once a week, and I guess I win half and the other half I loose but usually it isn't that worse, just a blood nose, blue eye or broken rib. Nothign to worry about
     

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