Ok, so my mom and I are on the way to get some Del Taco (mom was driving). We were in the right lane pulling into the parking lot, and this guy was riding a bicycle was in between the car and the sidewalk. We thought he was going to pass us up, but when we slowed down to turn, he slowed down too. So we decided to go infront of him, thus "cutting him off". He was a typical bike enthusiast with the ball squeezing shorts and the goofy looking helmet. So he gets pissed off and starts following us. So we pull into the drive-through to order the food, thinking that he would just ride past us. Wrong. He pulls up right in between the ordering box and our car. He starts screaming at my mom, and I can tell that he was doing a good job scaring the shït out of her. So I jump out of the car, ready to break this asshöle's jaw. I go right up into his face and I just go off on him, I was telling him that he should ride his bike on the sidewalk and that he's a fücking idiot for following us. I said some other shït that I forgot, I don't really remember if I threatened him, but I do remember his upper lip was shaking or some shït, so I think I scared the hell out of him. Moral of the story: If you're going to ride a bicycle, do it on the fücking sidewalk.
Oh wow, this totally reminds of this one time some bitch and her son totally cut me off when I was on my bike going to Del Taco. I was wearing these skimpy shorts and totally awesome hat. I later confronted them, screaming at her, until her son came out of the car and got in my face... Afterwards, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I believe you know the rest.
So today I was riding my bike...had some new riding shorts I was trying out...when these two ------tards in a car were swerving all over the place...changing lanes...driving slow. I noticed some fat bitch and her faggot boyfriend (maybe her son) riding bitch (she was driving)...so Im riding along...faster than them at this point. So I guess she turned on some rap...or thought and the fast and the furious...so she speeds up and cuts me off. So Im like ok...w/e...she prolly just started her period and is bleeding out. So she slows down and winks at me...so Im kind into her...shes cute but chubby (Dem! Get the harpoons). So she turns into a fast food place (who woulda thought????) so I pull in...talk to her for a few minutes...she shows me her tits and gives me her # on a napkin...her boyfriend (son?) looked sooooo pissed and he just sat in the car and watched him mom undress me with her eyes! Moral of story: GTFO
Yeah I know that, but I don't care. If some dick can't go the same speed as the motor vehicles, then get the ------ off of the road.
Mind you we were only going 10 mph at the time. But I was referring to bikers in general. Nearly every time I see them on the road, they are slowing down traffic in some way or another.
Reminds me of the time I was working at the Drive-Through. This idiot in lame Cycling Gear drove right up to the lady in the car in front of me and starts screaming at the lady. She looked terrified. Then some other idiot jumps out of the car, looking a bit scary goes up to him and tries to scare him but made me laugh. The guy on his lame bike looked like he was gonna cry. ohwait!
reminds me one time of this time i wanted to blow up macdonalds .. i was ready to go in but then at the drive thru i saw this guy on a bike screaming at some lady in a car then this ( what looked like to me ) a very queer person gets out of the car and starts yelling at the cool looking dude with the hat i was like .. wtf ? how can you yell at this cool looking guy with the awesome hat then i blew up macdonalds offcourse .. i shall never leave my missions
FYI it's illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk if there is a bike lane and it's also perfectly legal to ride a bike on standard streets... ever seea guy make a left hand turn? I have and I've done it myself(though not the freeways)
