Small Weapons At School

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  1. UV Soaked

    UV Soaked Well-Known Member

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    Alright so i'm trying to find new ways to minorly hurt people for instance today in my wood working class i got a rubber band and a bunch of 12inch staples and flinged them at people, its fast like a bullet and hurts..

    Anymore ideas?
     
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    Uhh, what a question lmao. Just bit a machette in your bag if you're feeling ------ed off. I've had allen keys, and a few large (17,18,19") spanners in the bottom of my school bag for a while now, nobody gives a crap(note, for my bike, not to shank anyone up :P).
     
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    weird topic lol. Depends what you can get your hands on and how creative you are. Staple guns are always fun but rarely creative; if you have mice that still use balls try rolling them under peoples feet as they walk thats always fun if you get it right.

    or just get a syringe from the science labs and inject someone with air. or bleach. or get two syringes and try both at once - at least then you can claim it was an experiment...
     
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    I'm not sure if I should laugh or be scared.... O_O
     
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    Try both and see which you prefer
     
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    yeah man that staple gun is old school and too noticeable, once i tried to make a little circle out of paper and put chewed up gum in it and shoot the gum in peoples hair, thats funny
     
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    throw wood at them.

    hai soaked btw.
     
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    Its a trick to play if your in it for the long run, but getting Prit Sticks or other glue sticks stuck to a ceiling is always great fun...when they come back down onto some fools unsuspecting head :P Often doesn't work but can do.

    That said, seeing as in the UK last year enough radioactive and volatile substances were stolen from school labs to make up to 100 good sized bombs, thats always the ultimate answer :P
     
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    Well, if your in wood shop, you can run their head threw the band saw.

    Light them on fire.


    Stab them with a pen
     
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    i kinda did that once, more of a love tap though, didn't go too far xD

    why don't you just punch them? 2 days before spring break is the best time to get in a fight. expecially if it's someone else's fault, then you get suspended for 2 days, get a longer vacation than your friends, and don't face consequences because you can claim innocence + self defense!
     
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    just go straight old school and stab someone with a pen/pencil
     
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    chelsea/millwall bricks- quite sore also i know hwo to make ninja stars out of a4 pieces of paper

    theres the old elastic band and folded paper launcher

    many people in my school will just use normal bricks though
    although ive seen people pull out flip-sticks at my school

    also putting glue and tacks on people chairs
    all depends what youre planning to do i know hundreds of small stuff to do to people that wont get you into trouble and i know loads of big stuff that will probably get you your ass kicked and suspended lol :lol:
     
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    take a suicide bomb
     
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    Take a rubber band... the string kind, not think kind. Just break it, then twist it. You have to twist it REALLY REALLY tight. So it starts to double and triple wind itself. Throw it in someone's hair, and have fun watching them cry. It's nearly impossible to get out without cutting the hair, it's practicle, and hurts like a ------ing bitch.

    Not quite dangerous. I've done it to girls at my school when I was in Jr. High, and I never got in trouble. And I also went to a school where you get suspended for pushing each other around.
     
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    Are you actually trying to hurt somebody or are you just f*cking around?

    If you're trying to hurt somebody, maybe a small flashlight or similar metal object that weighs a few ounces, bring it down on the side of the head or other applicable place.

    If you're f*cking around, take a paperclip, straighten it out. Bend it to look like an M, pull the two sharp parts close together. Stick it in a rubber band, aim, fire. You can also shoot it into ceilings if you're bored.

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    The paperclip should look like this:


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    Won't be perfect, probably a bit rounded around the edges, but hey, you're popping it into a ceiling. Big deal.
     

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