School 1960 Vs. School 2008

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  1. Zohair

    Zohair Formerly zohBOT

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    School 1960 vs. School 2008</span>

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

    2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.


    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

    1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.


    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

    1960 - The Principal makes Mark smoke an entire packet, Mark gets violently ill, never touches the things again.
    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

    1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

    2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1960 - Ants die.

    2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to flyon planes again.


    <span style="color:#ff0000">Scenario: Johnny falls during lunch break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.


    1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.
     
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    Swat wouldn't get called unless a weapon was used. Oh course video would be evidence, jackass. Assault, no ----. Parent meetings, again, no ----.

    <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(Zohair @ Apr 12 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class=\'quotemain\'>Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.[/b][/quote]

    I have yet to see my parents get arrested for child abuse. Unless little Billy is bleeding profusely out of his ass, it's considered discipline.

    <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(Zohair @ Apr 12 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class=\'quotemain\'>Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

    1960 - The Principal makes Mark smoke an entire packet, Mark gets violently ill, never touches the things again.
    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.[/b][/quote]

    Assuming that mark is 18, he can legally have cigarettes on campus. Police wouldn't search his car; he wouldn't be expelled for 'drug possession' as tobacco is LEGAL.

    <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(Zohair @ Apr 12 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class=\'quotemain\'>Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1960 - Ants die.

    2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to flyon planes again.[/b][/quote]

    His father wouldn't be charged with anything unless someone was hurt, which, at most, he would be charged with neglect. He wouldn't be on a terror list.


    <div class=\'quotetop\'>QUOTE(Zohair @ Apr 12 2008, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class=\'quotemain\'><span style="color:#ff0000">Scenario: Johnny falls during lunch break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.


    1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.[/b][/quote]

    Oh really, for comforting a kid? Yea, good luck with that when they would have witnesses.


    You really need to learn english before you repost this ---- (whether it be from other forums or some gay myspace bulliten) because you fail. I have an extreme dislike for you. I hope you get banned or leave.
     
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    ^ How about I really don't give a ------ about your opinion jackass? You're a nerd and I don't talk to ------ers like yourself, I wish you die humiliatingly and doing something you want others to happen.

    NOW GTFO and don't post in my thread next time, I don't want to spoil my mood.
     
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    Nerd, right. We're on the same boat then, jackass.

    I got the first part... but then what?

    Guess what buddy, every time you post these stupid threads, I'll be there flaming you for being an ass.
     
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    hahah thats AWESOME
     
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    iPoo, get over it. It's supposed to be a joke, Jesus Christ...
     
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    YEAH BUT ITS 2008! ALL OF THOSE SCENARIOS ARE 2007!
     
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    lol pretty funny. However iPro is not...
     
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    "2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to flyon planes again."

    lmao
     
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    It's not even a funny joke.

    Fail.
     
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    Kennedy. Are you the Kennedy from Real Emotion or a different one?
     
  12. ShneakySquirrel

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    Pretty much everything in there is completely over exagerated... and thus... not funny.
     
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    i think most of that stuff could happen...
     
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    Love ya too
     
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    From what emotion now?
     

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