Lord Of The Rings

Orcs are black.
Uri-kai are black.
Goblins are asian.
Trolls are Samoan.
Sauron is a big nagar, probably good at basketball.

are there any i missed? or didnt get right?

 

the hobbits?

 

mmm the irish,

 

gollum

 

Gollum is Japanese

EDIT: Also Uri-kai are Mixed race (they are Ork/elf)

EDIT: EDIT: Im on tnuckvirp? :/

 

btw it's uruk-hai (forgive me my fanboyish attitude)

and yes, you are on tnuckvirp

 

yeah, haven't read the books in a while,
the silmarillion kicked the fun out of it.
i also made a gay index of all the gay stuff sam and frodo do and say, but i dont know where it is.
i just remember them sleeping under a blanket naked holding hands somewhere.

 

And thats when u need to start seriously considering killing yourself. Even the guy that directed 2 girls one cup won't go for hobbit porn.

 

Wooooah, hang on there buddy, I would definitely wank it to hobbit porn.
midgets dont count as hobbits

 

wth is wrong with you ?

if that's a joke, it's not funny

 

Wooooah, hang on there buddy, I would definitely wank it to hobbit porn.
midgets dont count as hobbits
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wth is wrong with you ?

if that's a joke, it's not funny
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Shut up.

 

I made several vi=olumes on hobbit porn, fair enough the people were all normal hight and kneeling, with cardboard feet glued to their knees with pubic hair stuck to it. but it was good.
i fapped to it.

 

*back on demslover acc, suspension is over*

anyways, what other things are there, dwarves, they are scottish.

 

wth is wrong with you ?

if that's a joke, it's not funny
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Shut up.
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no you shut up .. hobbit porn lover ... you fetish

 

I fap about Kovan, is that a fetish?