Oh Hai!

So like, what you all doing and ----?

Im sat on my ass eating some chocolate, thinking 'what the hell dude' and ----, then ive been all like... WOAH and ----. Then i took my ass downstairs to go get me a cup of tea, then i like came back upstairs and was all like 'WOAH' again but then a gremlin ran in my bedroom and stole my big toe so i was like '---- DUDE WTF, GIVE ME BACK MY TOE BITCH' then the gremlin looked at me again and was like '------ YOU WHORE, GO DIE BITCH, I HATE YOU' so im like /cry *sob sob* then i got under my cover and fell asleep.

The end.

 

been there, done that.

 

Orly? proof or it didn't happen!

 

lol i gots my toes im safe

 

So you're saying you were trippin' on acid?

 

No i be tripping on my own feet, i went 'BLAM' smack bang right into a brick wall, hit my head which is now pouring in blood and im kinda like all 'WOOOOOAHHHHHH' and dizzy and ----

 

<@kirbir> seriously though
<@kirbir> wtf?
<@kirbir> why did you post that image?
<@kirbir> :S
<@kirbir> disturbing...
<@kirbir> no-one wants to see some dude eating ----
<show|afk> I haven't posted anything in months ;p
<@kirbir> thats disgusting
<+tyro_> i do
<@kirbir> you be a smell
<@kirbir> lingering in my ass
<@kirbir> after i farted
<@kirbir> and had some ---- fall out
<@kirbir> the end
<+Traet> For great justice.
<+tyro_> repeat-cycle
<show|afk> eh?
<show|afk> I'm confused
<@kirbir> lol
<@kirbir> just how i like it, people all confused!
<show|afk> prince zohair?
<show|afk> wtf
<@kirbir> i have no idea what the hell im talking about either
<@kirbir> so its all good
<@kirbir> lol
<@kirbir> omg
<@kirbir> imagine
<@kirbir> say a woman has a thong on
<@kirbir> or a g string
<@kirbir> and they like farted
<@kirbir> and followed through
<@kirbir> omgosh
<@kirbir> ---- be squirting out on all sides
<@kirbir> ewwww
<show|afk> needs another girl
<show|afk> and a cup
<holo^cows> and a camera
<@kirbir> lol

 

Intriguing.

 

yo kirb... hook me up on sum of that ---- u smoked... cuz wit them effects u getting i want some!

 

I not be smoking no ----, smoking ---- is just like urgh.. i mean, why the hell would you do that? Its like totally disgusting but hey, if you be wanting a bit of the other, hit me up on 911 and ask for ismokedeweed and tell them kirbir referred you, they will hook you up with some of that mo'fo!

 

lol they sure will, give em my adress as well? rofl right

 

Kirbir I wanna fun secks you now!!!

 

OMG <3 to all who <3 me that much ^_^

 

lol i bet they did slight!

lol @ zohair! Okies im off for a while, toodles!

 

youre right show us some pics from the gremlin