Alright. Heres one: I wish i were your tears so i can start at your eyes. Go down your pretty face. And end at your lips. EDIT: have another one. Or do the original: *walk up to girl* say "Hey i like this girl and im having trouble asking her out. Can you help me?/give me some tips?" something along those lines LOL that ones awesome *bows*
You're the switch to my lightbulb because you turn me on! Ok...no. Just couldn't help it cause everyone was posting funny pick-up lines. Anyway on a serious note, if you're getting things to say from other people than your love is artificial because it's not yours...and it's unoriginal to use someone else's line, even though some of us have probably said "I love you" wayyy too many times.
don't be shy. Pickup lines own. Doesn't matter how corny they are if you deliver them right they are always hilarious and always work.
Dress up in a cop outfit...: Okay everyone, get ready to be f*cked by the long d*ck of the law! It just owns.
I dont get it How can she ve your music , if she is your lyrics :lol: And nice quote dude I see I love you is taken... <_< THOUGHT STEALER.... Joke
how about this ^_^ "I want to kiss you passionately on the lips :tongue: Then move up to your belly button :lol: "
"Your the most gorgeous girl I have met." (just dont add in ...and i have met a lot) Got me in the sack a lot. No one talks like gentlemen anymore. a pickup line i used on a barmaid i work with (just as a joke, pickup lines will NOT get u in the sack) "Hey barmaid it looks like im too drunk to drive home. Will you be my ride for the night??"
if the meaning of life is love and love is when you care about someone as yourself and help others, then to live is show love therefore the only obstacle in life is to live. i live when im with you.
