tis true. teh internetz will get himher (youre having a hermaphrodite? you poor thing...) evunchully.
Oh i can, i just won't ever tell him/her about this place, lol... No i am not piano, lol... i don't know the gender of my baby yet, too early to tell.
these quotes always bring around smiles when some1 i know mentions being pregnant :] Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership. Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight? Jack: [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight! Jill: No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that. Jack: We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten. Alison Scott: Tight? Jack: Tighter. Jill: Just liked toned and smaller. Jack: Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter. Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less. Alison Scott: OK. Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20. Alison Scott: 20. Jill: And then weigh that much. Alison Scott: [discussing her pregnancy with her mother] I don't have to tell them right away, I'm only gonna start to show when I'm like, I don't know, 6 months or something like that. Alison's Mom: 3 months. Alison Scott: No way. Alison's Mom: Fat in the face, joules, fat ass. Alison Scott: Debbie didn't get fat. Alison's Mom: Debbie is a freak of nature Alison Scott: I'm pregnant. Ben Stone: With a baby? Sadie: Where do babies come from? Debbie: Where do you think they come from? Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby. Debbie: That's exactly right. @dinges: Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
You can easily tell the gender of your baby. Have your husband/boyfriend put his ear to your belly. If she doesn't/does make a sound.. it's a girl. If he doesn't/does make a sound.. it's a guy.
Oh don't worry, he'll/she'll find you on GR and start asking questions. Q. "Mommy, who's name is hanging from Morv's balls?" A. "No one sweetie, why don't we go play patty cake or peek-a-boo hunny?" *alt-F4's out all the windows, frantically trying to save her child" Eventually, his/her curiosity will get the better of him/her and find GR
I seriously hope it, 4 or 5 years and we'll all be e-uncles (+some of us will be in jail for e-childmolesting)
