Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas... I like to spend time between the holidays. Personally, the only real pickup line I have ever used is 'This is the hand I masturbate with' when I shook a girl's hand... she said, 'me too' and it was like an instant click =D.
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in em" i got kicked in the balls for saying that one D:
"Hey baby, wanna get out of here and get some crabs? I mean seafood..." "Can you come to my house and cook and clean for me? " "Is your name Jenny? -No... That gives us something in common!" "F.uck me if I'm wrong, is your name Rebecca?" Check these out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI
"is that your phone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" (that earned me a slap in the face) "am I the daddy?" (kick in the nuts)
those weren't funny... my favorite: "GET IN THE CAR. GET IN THE F.UCKING CAR. WTF GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR" got a middle finger but w/e
"Mmm. Mmm girl. you look tired. Why don't you sit down on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"
My magical clock says you're not wearing panties. - but I am Sorry, my clock must be an hour ahead. -_-
Girl you fine, Girl you cool, Girl you HOT Like a bowl of hot stew And when there's no more of you in the soup, I remove my spoon And drink your juice. Girl: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS. You: *yell* PUSSAY PUSSAY PUSSAY
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you. Pretty much the lady killer. Or you could go with the classic. *Wave girl over using one finger* "I made you come (cum) with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."
