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  1. .ZERO

    .ZERO Well-Known Member

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    Suppose a man wishes to have sexual intercourse with a video game CD, and proceeds to place his penis into the hole in the centre. Now let us suppose that while thrusting, the CD manages to tear his ------'s knob off. Should the video game designers and the CD pressers be held liable for creating a dangerous product, one so heinous that it resulted in a man losing his penis.
    LMFAO!
    Blizzard got sued 'cause someone did that!
    Also.. this is funny too!
    "In the latest saga over online gaming addiction in China, the parents of a 13-year-old Tianjin boy are suing the makers of World of Warcraft, blaming the game for the death of their son, according to the Chinese news agency Xinhua. The parents filed a suit against Blizzard Entertainment on Wednesday, saying their son jumped to his death while reenacting a scene from the game, the report said. The parents are backed by the anti-Internet addiction advocate Zhang Chunliang. Mr. Chunliang has spoken to 63 parents whose children have allegedly suffered from online gaming addiction and plans to file a class-action suit, according to the report."
     
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    NICEEEEEEE....Sex with a CD...Thats a new one
     
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    [-PE-] Ghost Well-Known Member

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    Wait, what does the 2nd part have to do with sex with a CD o_O
     
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    seperate articles, bitch.
     
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    [-PE-] Ghost Well-Known Member

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    Oh well then rofl at part one, I wanna find it :D I did it once or twice myself cept it was too loose so I used a gamecube game, just not that rough. And wow people are botards.
     
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    !!!!!!!``WAHHHH I BROKE MY P3NIS!!!!!!````
     
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    Nothing happens, regarding the first one.

    Already tried.
     
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    wow.... a cd... im speachless..
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    how the hell do you fit it in there?
     
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    [-PE-] Ghost Well-Known Member

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    Cuz he too, has tried what me and the guy in the first article have. We have braved the elements, together.
     
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    Its kinda hard to do that, even if your soft, cause that hole is pretty small. I guess theres an instruction booklet for that too.

    As for the kid that jumped off something and died, blame the parents for not taking him off the computer, simple as that.
     
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    lmfao, ------ing a cd. great idea!
     
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    *pop*
     
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    i tried once, didnt fit D:
    i've tried to get my penis in too many things.
     

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