This Morning Was Epic.

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  1. THC + K00lAid

    THC + K00lAid Well-Known Member

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    OK,

    I wake up this morning and go to the bathroom to clean myself up, i discover there is no more soap left, (goes to walmart), comes back and washes my face, and brushes my teeth.

    Next, I find my shoes and finds out that the tongue of the shoe totally falls apart...

    So, i put on my slippers and heads to the kitchen.

    I open the frig, and theres no more milk.....

    Luckily, i had some milk in the freezer.

    I defrost the milk, and opens the cereal box,

    pour the cereal in my bowl, and starts eating.

    After like 12 seconds, i see small little bugs in my cereal :(

    I throw the cereal away, and gets some toast.

    I leave the toast in the toaster on accident, and smells something burning from my room,

    I get up and the toaster was smoking >.>

    I unplug the toaster, and my toast is like all f--ed up.

    So, i decided NOT to eat breakfast, and here i am. :mellow:
     
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    gtfo /care
     
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    Life is too challenging I guess.
     
  4. [-PE-] Ghost

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    You were owned by toast, kudos.
     
  5. Greasy Pete

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    you got life-pwned
     
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    Hmmm.... sounds like you need to kill yourself
     
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    That sucks. You freeze milk!?
     
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    Im going with her answer
     
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    yea why do you freeze milk..?
     
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    This is the best \"i need attention my life is ------ed up\" act ive seen on gr in 08
     

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