Change Spam Heaven To Morv Land

Discussion in 'Spam Heaven' started by Geko, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Seriously?

    I drop my pants. I take a piece of string that my dying grandma gave to me. I wrap the string around my balls, take a piece of paper and write your name on it followed by a heart. I then tighten the string around my balls and stand there in agony. I click the button on my camera.. The timer is set on 10 seconds, i wait..

    BANG!

    The flash goes off. My balls are crying because of the flash, all my leg hair is stressed out and my penis feels like julia roberts on her periods. I'm crying myself because my genetalia feel like they've been in a 7 hour moshpit. I go through all this to make you a gift..

    and you voted no?
     
  2. DemsLover

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    I didn't get it... :mellow:
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    Im tnuckvirp, whats to get?

    also lol morv.
     
  3. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Anal pleasures and lots of them please
     
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    Lmao, hat guy morv is hilarious. Voted yes :P
     
  5. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Thanks babe, i love your signature :)
     
  6. Ravr

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    lolz :P yep i did! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY!!! I WAS EXPECTING BALLS M8 BALLS!! not some hairy LEGS :P :P

    nah j/k morv i really apreciated my christmas gift :P


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    but i get sick of all those ppl trying to get in, like last summer that was a good time on gr but now all those newbs coming in with no sense of humor at all (not saying i have such a good sense of humour though :P) and asslicking you (dunno maybe you like some anal licking, i dont i know that :P )
     
  7. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Ahh, the summer was great.
    And you are hilarious ravr, don't worry :)

    I like anal licking.. but not by everyone, get it? :P
     
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    kekekeke yea i get it :P
     
  9. Geko

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    lol im not trying to ass lick morv >.> i allready have ^^
     
  10. Ravr

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  11. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    ravr is in love with jessica alba
     
  12. Ravr

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    tbh yes :P check that body:P




    especialy in the movie sin city, cant stop watching it :P
     
  13. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    same here

    I have her action figure
     
  14. Ravr

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    lol epic
     
  15. Maybecrazy

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    To all the people who voted yes or hell yes trying to get ------sucked by a 20-40 yr old dude with no job constantly spamming on a graphics forum.

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    thank you.
     

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