A Step By Step Guide To Getting Out Of Jail

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  1. Tugler

    Tugler Well-Known Member

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    Heres a great guide for getting out of jail!

    Step 1) Buy a luxury automobile
    Step 2) Turn the key in the ignition
    Step 3) Press the gas and turn the circle shaped thing
    Step 4) Press on the gas really hard until you turn out at a Wal-Mart
    Step 5) Drive into the door and jump out of the sun roof
    Step 6) Put your right foot up and put it down further up. Do the same with you left foot. Do this many times until you turn up in the fun and games section
    Step 7) Go to the Monopoly box (This is a big word, don't get mistaken!)
    Step 8) Put your right hand on it and squeeze.
    Step 9) Take it to the checkout
    Step 10) Rip the box open on the conveyor belt
    Step 11) Look for the pile of Orange cards
    Step 12) Look for the "Get out of Jail Free" card
    Step 13) Now you can get out of jail for free! Congratulations!


    This is a parody of the opening Photo Shop tutorial.

    First to do.
     
  2. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    I'm not really seeing this as belonging in misc tutorials
    moved to off topic
     
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    parodies of parodies fail.
     
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    you fail more then morv on a bad hair day ( and no, i don't mean the hair on his head ) hint*
     
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    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Old school, are we?

    i never fail
     
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