Heres a great guide for getting out of jail! Step 1) Buy a luxury automobile Step 2) Turn the key in the ignition Step 3) Press the gas and turn the circle shaped thing Step 4) Press on the gas really hard until you turn out at a Wal-Mart Step 5) Drive into the door and jump out of the sun roof Step 6) Put your right foot up and put it down further up. Do the same with you left foot. Do this many times until you turn up in the fun and games section Step 7) Go to the Monopoly box (This is a big word, don't get mistaken!) Step 8) Put your right hand on it and squeeze. Step 9) Take it to the checkout Step 10) Rip the box open on the conveyor belt Step 11) Look for the pile of Orange cards Step 12) Look for the "Get out of Jail Free" card Step 13) Now you can get out of jail for free! Congratulations! This is a parody of the opening Photo Shop tutorial. First to do.
