What Is The Funiest Thing You Have Seen In Your Li

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  1. Fitz

    Fitz Well-Known Member

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    speaking of burning things,take like,a coke bottle or a powerade bottle or something,get some axe and spray into it,as much as you can get,light the top,it'll be like a candle......when you squeeze the botle its like a f'n flamethrower it goes like,at least 3 or 4 feet in the air,probably would go mor but i was in a house so i didn't wanna burn the roof down
     
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    that sounds like a good idea
     
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    "victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks"

    Too funny.
     
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    ^ wow.......

    that would be heaven if that happened to me g/f... 2 times the action!!!
     
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    they grew sores not boobs
    lmao
     
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    Blazeman Am I Evil?

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    well, just last night

    me and 2 friends were high and trippin out and we got munchies so we ordered KFC

    my friend had 9 pieces of chicken... including the bones :lol:
     
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    HAHAHA DAMN UPSET STOMACHE CENTRAL
     
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    alright me and my 2 friends were having a bonfire in one of their backyards, it was in a pie tin filled with gasoline so it was pretty sweet. First we just would run buy pouring gas on it then my friend goes "ima piss on it" he pisses on it it shoots up to at least 7 feet. Then after like 30 minutes it wouldnt go out so were trying to kick it out and my friend backs up runs the kicks it as hard as he can and the gas pours on his shoe the flames light his shoe on fire and was running around for like 5 minutes, it was kinda like a you had to be their thing
     
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    >.> Thats gotta hurt [/b][/quote]
    Ow!
     
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    Not sure how that can happen. Urine is made mostly of "water".
     
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    you ever pissed on a gasoline based fire? dont they tell you not to pour "water" on a fas fire
     
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    well today i seen another funny thing

    my sister getting arrested lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Me and my friend always **** around at lunch, cuz I cant eat, I'll throw it up at football practice lol. But we always get fruit and throw it at each other.. It's become like an event at our school lol.. But one day he was pissin me off.. So I took a bite outta my apple, and he could see me winding up my arm to throw it hella hard. So he started running and BAM!! I threw the apple at his head and the apple like exploded, i think because i took a bite out of it. But he was around 20 yards away, and i threw the apple and it exploded on the back of his head haha.. There were so many people around, I got so much props haha. He had a mad headache for the reste of the day lol. I almost died laughing, I was rolling on the ground haha. OMG it was sooo funny..

    I've only laughed at 2 so far lol.. The dildo one and the retarded kid one hahahaa
     
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    last week at a party my friend grabbed a girls boob and she kicked him square in the balls and he puked everywhere and everyone laughed at him and he just drove away it was ----en funny

    and in class my chemistry teacher was showing us how to light the bunsen burners and he said that sometimes a gas pocket would sometimes collect and he lit it and his hand caught on fire we were all laughing so hard he had to put it out himself

    those were the funniest things of the month
     
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    ok there's this guy who's a gay wannabe gangsta or something he's like im gonna come to your school and bring my whole gang with me and ---- your school up.. so we gather up, we're about 50 people ready to ---- anybody on our way, then he comes with 5 gay friends of his or something and he goes to a man of ours and punches him, then our man strikes back, the gay wannabe gangsta falls down and about 20 people start beating him while his 5 friends start running haha. after 5 minutes of beating he finally stands up, his face red all over and goes to the guy he hit first and says "man i just wanted to talk to you" LOL!
     

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